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Election Lessons

 
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11/30/2012 05:13 PM

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Election Lessons
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being
governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and
your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the
tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer

The Democrats are the party that try to make you believe more
government involvement will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that
say government doesn't work and then, they get elected and prove it.
~P.J. O'Rourke

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about
us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson,
campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Tex Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to
be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be
better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson

Don't vote; it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian."

~Henry Ford

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