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GLP Haiku Thread

 
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GLP Haiku Thread
GLP Haiku

five seven five syllables

three lines. I farted.

5a
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Blow it out yer ass
But make them buttocks flap good
My advice to you

cruise
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bird threads are
unpinned immediately
nobody knows why
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Eat predicts the quakes
Fandango Rangers save world
Trinity BANES you!
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
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Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
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11/30/2012 06:30 PM
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GLPers are
Some of the most retarded
People on teh webz.
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morning mist
toilet farts
leaves fall
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the earth will end soon
fuck all you dip shits burn fast
nibiru cometh
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WTF is this?
No really, wtf man?
It's GLP.
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Rhaphanidosis
Adultery punishment
Better then a fish
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11/30/2012 06:36 PM
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"occams word razor"

one liners
surface are on,
haiku's cut.
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Re: GLP Haiku Thread
I learned from this thread
That some people really suck
At making haikus.
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bird threads are
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nobody knows why
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Lol.
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Banned again, I cry
Go to TOP and cry some more
Unbanned, here again
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my ass itches
just before I fart
whoops, no fart
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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Yay, corn for dinner
In the morning I'm happy
Because you're still here
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Re: GLP Haiku Thread
my ass itches
just before I fart
whoops, no fart
 Quoting: Sledster


That would appear to be a new form of haiku;

The Four, Five, Three syllable type!

cruise

First and Third line should be 5 syllables.

The Second line should be 7.

Try again.
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my ass itches
just before I fart
whoops, no fart
 Quoting: Sledster


That would appear to be a new form of haiku;

The Four, Five, Three syllable type!

cruise

First and Third line should be 5 syllables.

The Second line should be 7.

Try again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


tounge
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Freddie McDonald
Predicting the doom for us
We'd die without him
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This thread is going to be absolutely HUGE!!!

Good idea, OP!
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Conspiracy thread
Why can't birds fly to the moon?
Must be GLP
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Boogers are nasty
But apparently healthy
With a glass of wine
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Re: GLP Haiku Thread
I learned from this thread
That some people really suck
At making haikus.
 Quoting: Quagmire


This this this this this
This this this this this this this
This this this this this.
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David Wilcock speaks
"I am so RAW from last night
Doctor give me salve"
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Freddie McDonald
Predicting the doom for us
We'd die without him
 Quoting: oh_yikes


Nice!
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David Wilcock speaks
"I am so RAW from last night
Doctor give me salve"
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cruise
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This thread is going to be absolutely HUGE!!!

Good idea, OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


I agree on both counts. 5*s.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
SSERAL

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Moontard and Suntard
Compasstard Quaketard Doomtard
Ya bunch of retards
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what is a Haiku?
I really don't get it!
Oh well its my loss


cruise
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Trolls are frolicking
To and fro amongst us all
The ban hammer falls
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Gay escort, Wilcock
Is Ra and Edgar Cayce
Needs anal rebuild

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