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GLP Haiku Thread

 
oh_yikes

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GLP posters
Geniuses and the insane
Exist side by side
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Mayo in buttcrack
Hole in neighbors fence at night
Meet the neighbor's dog
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11/30/2012 06:56 PM
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what is a Haiku?
I really don't get it!
Oh well its my loss


cruise
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I see what you did there!

lol
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Burned all my bridges behind me,
Does anyone really care ?
Left many dreams back there !

To the ladies I left behind,
AND, the one that got away;
Tomorrow IS, another day !

Have insurance for thieves ?
Good for all, no guessing ?
Sold by Smith and Wesson !

No more, carrying the torch,
Looking for that someone new;
Sorry my dear; NOT YOU !

She tore my lab coat,
" I'm NOT a gynecologist !"
"BUT, I'll take a look!"

Eagle
Thor's Hamster

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Gay escort, Wilcock
Is Ra and Edgar Cayce
Needs anal rebuild
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1rof11rof11rof1
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
SSERAL

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Heard from my uncle
Says go to your bugout quick
No seriously
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Mayo in buttcrack
Hole in neighbors fence at night
Meet the neighbor's dog
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


LOL oh man LOL!!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Mayo in buttcrack
Hole in neighbors fence at night
Meet the neighbor's dog
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059




Heard from my uncle
Says go to your bugout quick
No seriously
 Quoting: SSERAL


smile_kiss1rof1
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GLP all day
Sometimes I have to pee bad
Beer can under desk
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11/30/2012 07:04 PM
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GLP all day
Sometimes I have to pee bad
Beer can under desk
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To be here all day
You would need something larger
that thread yesterday
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GLP all day
Sometimes I have to pee bad
Beer can under desk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


lol
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GLP all day
Sometimes I have to pee bad
Beer can under desk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


lol
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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omg, omfg
rotflmfao
omfg, gtg, brb
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Become productive.
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11/30/2012 07:11 PM
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why is my washer
making thud thud noise?
better check it out.
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11/30/2012 07:13 PM

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Birds fly to the moon
Russ Invents New Calendar
The end is near folks
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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11/30/2012 07:15 PM
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drink last of sake
ejaculate in koi pond
spend night in drunk tank
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11/30/2012 07:16 PM
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drink last of sake
ejaculate in koi pond
spend night in drunk tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25712193


damned
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11/30/2012 07:18 PM
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The cherry blossom
Slowly in the Autumn air
Falls on Wilcock's ass
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11/30/2012 07:19 PM
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Yes, that's right, I'm god
On the internet it's true
In real life I suck
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11/30/2012 07:19 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
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11/30/2012 07:22 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead
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11/30/2012 07:23 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


cruise
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11/30/2012 07:26 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You like that one man
I can do this all night long
This shit sure is fun
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:30 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You like that one man
I can do this all night long
This shit sure is fun
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


Yeah, I can do the 5-7-5 thang in my sleep.

Thang is, there's supposed to be a lot more to real Japanese Haiku than that.

One is supposed to capture an ethereal moment, full of wa, or so I'm told.
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11/30/2012 07:32 PM
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*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!
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11/30/2012 07:33 PM
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Freddie McDonald
Predicting the doom for us
We'd die without him
 Quoting: oh_yikes


It's Frankie, not Freddie. Get your doom straight!
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11/30/2012 07:34 PM
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*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!
 Quoting: J-Honey


I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

damned
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The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You like that one man
I can do this all night long
This shit sure is fun
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


Yeah, I can do the 5-7-5 thang in my sleep.

Thang is, there's supposed to be a lot more to real Japanese Haiku than that.

One is supposed to capture an ethereal moment, full of wa, or so I'm told.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


Yeah I know brother
It's still fun though, gnomesayin
Just being stupid
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*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!
 Quoting: J-Honey


I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You talkin bout those chinese stars?!!

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