GLP Haiku Thread

GLP posters
Geniuses and the insane
Exist side by side

Mayo in buttcrack
Hole in neighbors fence at night
Meet the neighbor's dog

I see what you did there!

Burned all my bridges behind me,
Does anyone really care ?
Left many dreams back there !

To the ladies I left behind,
AND, the one that got away;
Tomorrow IS, another day !

Have insurance for thieves ?
Good for all, no guessing ?
Sold by Smith and Wesson !

No more, carrying the torch,
Looking for that someone new;
Sorry my dear; NOT YOU !

She tore my lab coat,
" I'm NOT a gynecologist !"
"BUT, I'll take a look!"

Eagle

Heard from my uncle
Says go to your bugout quick
No seriously

LOL oh man LOL!!!!!

GLP all day
Sometimes I have to pee bad
Beer can under desk

To be here all day
You would need something larger
that thread yesterday

lol

omg, omfg
rotflmfao
omfg, gtg, brb

Godlike productions
Bans my IP address. I
Become productive.

why is my washer
making thud thud noise?
better check it out.

Birds fly to the moon
Russ Invents New Calendar
The end is near folks

drink last of sake
ejaculate in koi pond
spend night in drunk tank

The cherry blossom
Slowly in the Autumn air
Falls on Wilcock's ass

Yes, that's right, I'm god
On the internet it's true
In real life I suck

Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?

The left is busy
Multiple fingers on right
Use that one instead

You like that one man
I can do this all night long
This shit sure is fun

Yeah, I can do the 5-7-5 thang in my sleep.

Thang is, there's supposed to be a lot more to real Japanese Haiku than that.

One is supposed to capture an ethereal moment, full of wa, or so I'm told.

*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!

It's Frankie, not Freddie. Get your doom straight!

I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

Yeah I know brother
It's still fun though, gnomesayin
Just being stupid

You talkin bout those chinese stars?!!