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GLP Haiku Thread

 
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cruise
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You like that one man
I can do this all night long
This shit sure is fun
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


Yeah, I can do the 5-7-5 thang in my sleep.

Thang is, there's supposed to be a lot more to real Japanese Haiku than that.

One is supposed to capture an ethereal moment, full of wa, or so I'm told.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


Yeah I know brother
It's still fun though, gnomesayin
Just being stupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


+1 for "Gnomesayin'"

cruise
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*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!
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I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You talkin bout those chinese stars?!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Paper cuts.
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DoorBert's Threads Get Pinned
Trinity's Buttock Gets Kissed
Count On These Things Here
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*raises hand*

Excuse me!!! When do the origami lessons start? My fingers are all warmed up now from counting!
 Quoting: J-Honey


I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You talkin bout those chinese stars?!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Paper cuts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


:rotf:
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11/30/2012 07:40 PM
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I hope you realize that Origami, correctly applied, can be deadly?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


You talkin bout those chinese stars?!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Paper cuts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28805943


:rotf:
 Quoting: J-Honey


lolsign
Kamon
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11/30/2012 07:44 PM
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Need a Good Laugh?
Go to maxkeiser.com
And Check out "God Hates Bankers!"

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11/30/2012 07:47 PM
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Need a Good Laugh?
Go to maxkeiser.com
And Check out "Colossal Crash Coming!"

abduct
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11/30/2012 07:48 PM
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Need a Good Laugh?
Go to maxkeiser.com
And Check out "God Hates Bankers!"

burnit
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Need a Good Laugh?
Go to maxkeiser.com
And Check out "Colossal Crash Coming!"

abduct
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fail and fail
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11/30/2012 07:49 PM
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the guy above me
just posted some spam
dont you click on it!

spam
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11/30/2012 07:51 PM
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doomtards will unite
under one worldwide website
to bring about change
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11/30/2012 07:56 PM
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the guy above me
just posted some spam
dont you click on it!

spam
 Quoting: J-Honey


FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
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the guy above me
just posted some spam
dont you click on it!

spam
 Quoting: J-Honey


FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


goddang IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM
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11/30/2012 07:58 PM
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the guy above me
just posted some spam
dont you click on it!

spam
 Quoting: J-Honey


FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


goddang IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM
 Quoting: J-Honey


cruise
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11/30/2012 08:00 PM
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the guy above me
just posted some spam
dont you click on it!

spam
 Quoting: J-Honey


FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


goddang IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM
 Quoting: J-Honey


cruise
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that's it. I am kicked out of the fucking game. I always lose first at monopoly too.

BITCHES!!!
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11/30/2012 08:01 PM
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FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


goddang IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM
 Quoting: J-Honey


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


that's it. I am kicked out of the fucking game. I always lose first at monopoly too.

BITCHES!!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Don't give up, Honey!

Just remember, 5-7-5.
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11/30/2012 08:02 PM
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FAIL! Your second line has only 5 syllables!

Disgraceful!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


goddang IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM
 Quoting: J-Honey


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


that's it. I am kicked out of the fucking game. I always lose first at monopoly too.

BITCHES!!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Noooo, I like the view
If you were to leave right now
Thread would be all dudes
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11/30/2012 08:05 PM
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the new world order
illuminati leaders
will be defeated
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11/30/2012 08:07 PM
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ok one last shot...

i ordered pizza
do any of you want some
its cheese only though.
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11/30/2012 08:08 PM
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ok one last shot...

i ordered pizza
do any of you want some
its cheese only though.
 Quoting: J-Honey


You got it!

Mine's a pepperoni, with extra bacon bits!
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the new world order
illuminati leaders
will be defeated
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From your haiku, to God's ears!
141

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11/30/2012 08:09 PM

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What is it to fart
Could for you be a true start?
Would it touch your heart

;o)
Truth and Love...
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11/30/2012 08:10 PM

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GLP Mods Pin
and unpin, ban and unban,
You are watched closely.
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11/30/2012 08:11 PM
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toking free samples
obtained from kind a local
smoke into the night
"The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

-Mewtwo
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11/30/2012 08:13 PM
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this place is crazy
i say it from my heart now
leave if you are smart!
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11/30/2012 08:14 PM
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making these is cake
just give me one topic please
will blow u away
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11/30/2012 08:17 PM
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sometimes i talk shit
it means nothing more than shit
i dont give a shit
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11/30/2012 08:17 PM
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What is it to fart
Could for you be a true start?
Would it touch your heart

;o)
 Quoting: 141


I like it!

lol
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11/30/2012 08:18 PM
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birds

these fuckers are wack
flying to poop on people
laughing as a flock
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11/30/2012 08:18 PM
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EAT predicts the doom
How much longer can we wait
Mega earthquake soon
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11/30/2012 08:19 PM
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lets wrap this up now
im a master of haiku
lets party tonight!

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