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GLP Haiku Thread

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 08:21 PM
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eye open
feel the love pour out
now i see
Peach

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11/30/2012 08:22 PM

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Psy
Oppan Gangnam Style
Viewed more than Justin Beiber
Youtube sensation
Politicians And Diapers both need to be changed often, and for the same reason
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eye open
feel the love pour out
now i see
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18329162


FAIL!
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11/30/2012 08:30 PM
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Was bored, made a thread
I farted, smells like pancakes
You can search for it
Éireann
Eisteacht le gra!

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11/30/2012 08:34 PM

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Afloat in a sea of grey
a green jewel
She speaks my name
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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I do not give negative Karma. I believe that all opinions are worthy of debate and discussion. Free speech is essential to the growth and advancement of each individual and all of Humankind.
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In or Out
Ask me a question
My uncle told me today
Tomato plants in
Politicians And Diapers both need to be changed often, and for the same reason
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11/30/2012 08:40 PM
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Walmart people shine
Lazy eye, buttcrack peeking
By me some new socks
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In or Out
Ask me a question
My uncle told me today
Tomato plants in
 Quoting: Peach


lol
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11/30/2012 08:44 PM
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Conspiracy dorks!
Bug-out bags.. tomato plants
You're so paranoid
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11/30/2012 08:46 PM
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!BREAKING: OMG!
!Only Option Panic Sex!
?Any Takers Please?
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11/30/2012 08:52 PM
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tax time dead line broke
pay the man uncle sam can
not have what I don't
Peach

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11/30/2012 09:05 PM

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Conspiracy dorks!
Bug-out bags.. tomato plants
You're so paranoid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055984


hiding
Politicians And Diapers both need to be changed often, and for the same reason
HyruleRupee

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11/30/2012 09:09 PM

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Moontard and Suntard
Compasstard Quaketard Doomtard
Ya bunch of retards
 Quoting: SSERAL


Winner by my vote!tomato
"If You Don't Love Jesus, Go To Hell" ......Billy Joe Shaver
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"I've got a fever, and the only RX is, MORE COWBELL"
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HyruleRupee

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11/30/2012 09:13 PM

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In or Out
Ask me a question
My uncle told me today
Tomato plants in
 Quoting: Peach


Runner up is Peach! Sheer genius! IMHO tomato
"If You Don't Love Jesus, Go To Hell" ......Billy Joe Shaver
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"I've got a fever, and the only RX is, MORE COWBELL"
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Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 09:26 PM
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Herp derp herp herp derp
Derp derpity herpity
Derpity herp herp
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11/30/2012 09:28 PM
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Herp derp herp herp derp
Derp derpity herpity
Derpity herp herp
 Quoting: !saac


:fullofwin:
HyruleRupee

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11/30/2012 09:31 PM

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Ufo, oh no
Come and get me if you can
Haikudabeasts rule
"If You Don't Love Jesus, Go To Hell" ......Billy Joe Shaver
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"I've got a fever, and the only RX is, MORE COWBELL"
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oh_yikes

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11/30/2012 10:32 PM

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Freddie McDonald
Predicting the doom for us
We'd die without him
 Quoting: oh_yikes


It's Frankie, not Freddie. Get your doom straight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230442


Shit I knew that didn't sound right.
Thor's Hamster

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11/30/2012 10:33 PM
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Are all on this thread
Counting syllables using
Fingers of left hand?
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LOL Yes.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
TranceMasterJack
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12/01/2012 05:59 AM
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Old thread was correct!
no name DOES suck!
Radio is DEAD!
Carshy McCarsh

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12/01/2012 09:40 AM
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Now I bump this thread
Saturday sans a coffee
Others will now post
Tell me what this tastes like...
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 10:01 AM
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That time of the month
She says no, I can't have it
Go for the pooper
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12/01/2012 10:04 AM
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Will there be real doom,

Or are we all just morans?

lol reptilians.
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Tea drunk felt so warm
forgot to take tea bag out
now it is malty
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12/01/2012 10:09 AM
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Is it only me,

Or do you all get turned on

when you hear "sink hole"?
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12/01/2012 10:10 AM
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Doom is coming soon,

Bring in your tomato plants!

Obama is Christ.
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12/01/2012 10:12 AM
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Place your bets now please:

Annunaki? Matrix? Christ?

Maybe Space-urchin?
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12/01/2012 10:13 AM
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see the sweet kitteh

in the pretty blue sweater

he knows where you live
EAT nli
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12/01/2012 10:38 AM
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First of December
Twenty days to go
Till the shit hits fan


mmmmmm coffee
-EAT
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Hurry up please doom;

you just can't come soon enough!

Tinfoil hat is on.

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