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GLP Haiku Thread

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 11:24 AM
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What if there's no doom?

We will have to make our own!

Endless acid trip.
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12/01/2012 12:32 PM
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Ponder existence
Disregard my programming
I'm everything
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12/01/2012 12:46 PM

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If doom has begun?
Love has already won!
Sorry to spoil fun...

;o)
Truth and Love...
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12/01/2012 02:08 PM
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first of december...

the halls, echoed an old song.

A cold, winter day.
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12/02/2012 10:12 AM
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The annunaki:

Evil alien timelords

sounds like such bullshit.
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12/02/2012 10:13 AM
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kill all the homos

send all the immigrants home

but love thy neighbour
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12/02/2012 10:14 AM
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I might never stop.

Writing haikus is easy.

I need a job please.
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12/02/2012 10:14 AM
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i will get banned soon.

not logged in and posting lots.

but still, until then....
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12/02/2012 10:15 AM
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What will the doom be?

Space Wizards? or World War 3?

I hope there's ice-cream.
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12/02/2012 10:16 AM
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Why Are we all here?

what is the meaning of life?

And why do cats paint?
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12/02/2012 11:32 AM

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Trin has mean stalker
Fandango Rangers can Help
Intel on Backside
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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12/02/2012 11:43 AM
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Get your affairs straight
The end of the world is now
Jesus is coming

churchlady
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12/02/2012 02:37 PM
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Don't bother working

forget about your mortgage

Just smoke lots of weed.
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12/02/2012 02:37 PM
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I can talk to god;

He's a bit of an asshole

In a loving way.
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12/02/2012 02:38 PM
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Want to know the truth?

I am you and you are me.

Do you believe it?
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12/02/2012 02:39 PM
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Jesus was sexy;

Especially on the cross!

Jesus has got wood ;)
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12/02/2012 02:39 PM
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You should not fear death;

fear what happens BEFORE death!

Just look at cancer...
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 02:40 PM
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Endless haiku curse

I just can't stop writing them

Please kill me quickly
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12/02/2012 02:41 PM
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This is my life now

GLP Haiku thread hell

No hope, no escape.
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12/02/2012 02:41 PM
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kill all the homos

send all the immigrants home

but love thy neighbour
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26851286


LOL
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 02:42 PM
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What is wrong with me?

I am a haiku zombie!

Clean shot to the head.
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12/02/2012 02:42 PM
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kill all the homos

send all the immigrants home

but love thy neighbour
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26851286


LOL
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I'm glad you liked it;

plenty more where that came from!

This worked perfectly.
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12/02/2012 02:44 PM
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Riddle: what is shit,

Kills, corrupts, divides and wastes?

Capitalism.
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12/02/2012 02:45 PM
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What is right and wrong?

Do these things really exist?

Nonsense universe.
Thor's Hamster

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12/02/2012 02:45 PM
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Gray whales migrate south
Along the coast they swim close
To Baja lagoons
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/02/2012 02:45 PM
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Oh god i can't stop!

Chronic haiku addiction...

This is horrible.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 02:46 PM
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Seriously, help

help me stop writing haikus...

before it's too late!
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 02:47 PM
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Haikus are so good

I could not live without them.

Haikus are my god.
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12/02/2012 02:48 PM
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All hail the haiku!

five seven five forever -

it's the only way.
Thor's Hamster

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Ass ended master
Takes money from guillible
No refund for you
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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