GLP Haiku Thread

Blow it out yer ass
But make them buttocks flap good
My advice to you

bird threads are
unpinned immediately
nobody knows why

Eat predicts the quakes
Fandango Rangers save world
Trinity BANES you!

GLPers are
Some of the most retarded
People on teh webz.

morning mist
toilet farts
leaves fall

the earth will end soon
fuck all you dip shits burn fast
nibiru cometh

WTF is this?
No really, wtf man?
It's GLP.

Rhaphanidosis
Adultery punishment
Better then a fish

"occams word razor"

one liners
surface are on,
haiku's cut.

I learned from this thread
That some people really suck
At making haikus.

Lol.

Banned again, I cry
Go to TOP and cry some more
Unbanned, here again

my ass itches
just before I fart
whoops, no fart

Yay, corn for dinner
In the morning I'm happy
Because you're still here

That would appear to be a new form of haiku;

The Four, Five, Three syllable type!



First and Third line should be 5 syllables.

The Second line should be 7.

Try again.

Freddie McDonald
Predicting the doom for us
We'd die without him

This thread is going to be absolutely HUGE!!!

Good idea, OP!

Conspiracy thread
Why can't birds fly to the moon?
Must be GLP

Boogers are nasty
But apparently healthy
With a glass of wine

This this this this this
This this this this this this this
This this this this this.

David Wilcock speaks
"I am so RAW from last night
Doctor give me salve"

Nice!

I agree on both counts. 5*s.

Moontard and Suntard
Compasstard Quaketard Doomtard
Ya bunch of retards

what is a Haiku?
I really don't get it!
Oh well its my loss

Trolls are frolicking
To and fro amongst us all
The ban hammer falls

Gay escort, Wilcock
Is Ra and Edgar Cayce
Needs anal rebuild