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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/01/2012 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread What if there's no doom? We will have to make our own! Endless acid trip.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28847327 United States 12/01/2012 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Ponder existence Disregard my programming I'm everything
141 User ID: 15903378 Denmark 12/01/2012 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread If doom has begun? Love has already won! Sorry to spoil fun... ;o) just be love in truth...
13 User ID: 27834799 United States 12/01/2012 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread first of december... the halls, echoed an old song. A cold, winter day.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread The annunaki: Evil alien timelords sounds like such bullshit.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread kill all the homos send all the immigrants home but love thy neighbour

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread I might never stop. Writing haikus is easy. I need a job please.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread i will get banned soon. not logged in and posting lots. but still, until then....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread What will the doom be? Space Wizards? or World War 3? I hope there's ice-cream.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Why Are we all here? what is the meaning of life? And why do cats paint?
Hawk-02 Hawk-o-holic User ID: 897951 United States 12/02/2012 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Trin has mean stalker Fandango Rangers can Help Intel on Backside Pickle Suprise!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 12/02/2012 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Get your affairs straight The end of the world is now Jesus is coming
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Don't bother working forget about your mortgage Just smoke lots of weed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread I can talk to god; He's a bit of an asshole In a loving way.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Want to know the truth? I am you and you are me. Do you believe it?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Jesus was sexy; Especially on the cross! Jesus has got wood ;)

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread You should not fear death; fear what happens BEFORE death! Just look at cancer...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Endless haiku curse I just can't stop writing them Please kill me quickly
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread This is my life now GLP Haiku thread hell No hope, no escape.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 12/02/2012 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread kill all the homos send all the immigrants home but love thy neighbour Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26851286 LOL Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread What is wrong with me? I am a haiku zombie! Clean shot to the head.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread kill all the homos send all the immigrants home but love thy neighbour Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26851286 LOL Quoting: Thor's Hamster I'm glad you liked it; plenty more where that came from! This worked perfectly.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Riddle: what is shit, Kills, corrupts, divides and wastes? Capitalism.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread What is right and wrong? Do these things really exist? Nonsense universe.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 12/02/2012 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Gray whales migrate south Along the coast they swim close To Baja lagoons Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Oh god i can't stop! Chronic haiku addiction... This is horrible.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Seriously, help help me stop writing haikus... before it's too late!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Haikus are so good I could not live without them. Haikus are my god.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26851286 United Kingdom 12/02/2012 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread All hail the haiku! five seven five forever - it's the only way.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 12/02/2012 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GLP Haiku Thread Ass ended master Takes money from guillible No refund for you Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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