Introduce Yourself GLP!! **UPDATED!! Questionnaire 2 **

Short Questionnaire Template

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I am the Uncle of the legendary Uncle Mikey.

2. How did you find GLP?
It found me.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Ring up me nephew Uncle Mikey, make shit up and tell him to pass it down to all his nephews who will post here on GLP.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
To check my nephew is doing his job.

5. Super-power?(optional)
I can levitate. Or at least I did once and without the aid of illicit substances.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

And "Wolfen" whatever, you are yelling. Inappropriate behavior in this life as perhaps some of you may find out.

and All!

Oh, ya, you been through the civil war of the '60's, Civil Rights Movement, Cold War, and everything else like President Jimmy Carter and rationing gas lines, because well, gas don't exist, until lately where we have so much of it, no one gets to drill because of EPA agenda, and you can pay more than twice as much for gas as three years ago.

No, I am not bitter, perhaps some of you are just plain stupid!

Live longer though, and see how you fare with paying more taxes coming up next year.

After 50 years or so of this world, we'll probably still have to read ya when you post, if anyone has the time to.

As in Time-Travel along with Space-Time!

Bang your cups on the table, you ain't getting off of this Planet and enjoy all the night lights of the new satellite photos from NASA, "Earth At Night" bright enough to light up the satellite orbiting the Earth at night. Fooling insects and birds looking like it is - Reid's town - Las Vegas!

Onwards and forwards in time, where at least with Art Bell, one could "Wanna Take a Ride?" time on the radio.

hi i am peter

nice to met you

i rusia

Wtf are you talking about. Get out of here AC!

And your point is.....





SHEESH!
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I'll just answer the question about "When did you wake up":

This is where the ass hats really fucked up. I was quite comfortable in my stupor, clear up until the day that I found out that there was a THIRD building that collapsed on 9-11.

If they hadn't been so fucking greedy about dumping that 42 story (sic) building, I very well may have taken a few more years before I 'woke up'.

1. Whats up with your GLP username?

I study seismology as a hobby, and watch world events

2. How did you find GLP?

By accident. I was looking for earthquake info and stumbled onto it.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?

I bury the dead

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?

People like Brief keep me coming back and some other friends I have made. Curiosity too.

5. Super-power?(optional)

I write and compose funeral music. Working on recording it.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

Oh, my avatar is from American Horror Story Asylum. Love that show and it creeps people out.


Haha

Stop it...you're scaring me.

No worries my friend, someone has to do the dirty work right? I'm just your (non) average funeral director who actually educates the public not to spend too much money during a difficult time. I am also a grief counselor and a Thanatologist. I worked for many years to obtain a AAS, a BAS, and a M.Ed. Coming to GLP let's me let my hair down.

Weird is not a bad thing. Peculiarities are what part of what makes this world so beautiful.

I study one species of freshwater fish in particular: a species of electric fish (and am quite fond of them). Im trying to figure out the social significance of some signaling behaviours, and also look at the neural mechanisms controlling these behaviours.

I hadn't heard of the show, but just checked it out, and can't wait to catch up on all of the episodes. Thanks so much for the suggestion!

And I think I'll always have a soft spot for Captain Planet! :)

Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
A number which keeps following me, and now it starts to make sense lol

2. How did you find GLP?
Some friends showed me
They are no longer here at glp, but I just stick like glue lol

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
my work is with healing and such, ponder a lot on life and how it's all connected... Have a sweet Wife that remember to poke me once in a while so that I don't get all too serious lol

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
So many nice people here, sharing what is relevant for our day... Lot of interesting article, very insightful people...
Have some friends here, who I really consider friends of my heart and with whom I share deeply...

5. Super-power?(optional)
Being real ;o)


6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?




Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Have been some of a process, but early 2011, and then again here about a month ago, my world was rocked

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
I remember always like talking with God inside when I was a kid... For a long time that have been gone, but the last years I've got better at listening again

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Don't know what that means
4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Water and fire
Water for the deep emotions, floating a river to love
Fire for the burning into truth, which turns into the bright light

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Love and truth - tard

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Macaroni and gorgonzola sauce with walnuts mmmmmmmm

7. Got any pets GLP?
Nope, had a kitten but it got lost :'(


Nice to meet you
Lots of love

You know the governmint comes first. And as they state "Not enough people have stuck their foot up your arse for you to be a genius like Albert Einstein". And of course, your governmint is first in line to do that in a relative way!

And the governmint did shoot people back in the '60's and with NDAA they may well do it again, so it ain't just one party in the USA telling you that.

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
It is the name of an ancient celtic town that was situated on the top of a hill (pictured in my Avatar). Menos is the Latin word for the River Main in Germany. I guess it means something like "town overlooking the River main" or something. I found it very fitting because I can both see the river and the Hill from where I live.

2. How did you find GLP?
Doing some research during the Deepwater Horizon desaster in the GOM back in summer of 2010.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Working as a professional buyer

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
For fast breaking news! GLP is always ahead of others , ob and of course for the DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

5. Super power?
I can fart and Talk at the Same Time if that counts...

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
seeying this number alott through my life.

2. How did you find GLP?
researching

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Research Shred/teach guitar,drink n hit the bong

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
where is the doom? because news appears quicker on GLP

5. Super-power?(optional)
Seeying events in dreams.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?



Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
2004...

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Play music, and nothing has changed

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
erm?

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
can't choose




7. Got any pets GLP?
had a wolf halfbreed for 18 years,he passed away 15 januari 2010, still miss the friendship of that great animal

Yes, the favority emotioncon, except the soldiers of N. Korea are just not marching close enough together in their lines to stick their own feet up their own arses, but it be a funny video if they just do that while marching around.

I knew you were somewhat normal.

I still don't know many people on GLP and I want some buddies!
You don't have to answer anything if you do not want to really. Just drop by and say hello!





Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
*To spread tolerance

2. How did you find GLP?
*was a member on Prophecies and kept hearing about GLP so I thought I would check it out.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
*work or attend school

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
*to catch up with world news not being reported.

5. Super-power?(optional)

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?



Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
*not the exact date but about a year ago.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
*teacher

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
*going to Wal-Mart

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
*Connection- Earth

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
*War doom

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
*Chicken Marsala

7. Got any pets GLP?
*kitty chic!

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
Well, my buddy needed a tow so I pulled him with my trolling motor

2. How did you find GLP?
Nyberoo brought me here

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Run an eBay business

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Doom

5. Super-power?
Speed

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?
I can count to potato

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
No, gradual awakening

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Never made up my mind

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Lies

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Earth

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?
Freemason-tard

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Vegetarian

7. Got any pets GLP?
Sugar gliders

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I love parrots! And whiskey!

2. How did you find GLP?
The sun sent a huge packette of photons our way, an X class flare last summer. I heard about it on the news, googled, and found this site. Whoa. Mind shattered into a million pieces! I had no idea I was a sheep. I really had no idea.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Write. Study. Write.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
There is something out there that is bigger than us, something that keeps the fabric of space and time together, and we are but tiny bits of this reality. I want to know more, I want to learn, to experience.

5. Super-power?(optional)
I am awesome on the banjo! Banjo power FTW!!!

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?



Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Not the exact day, it was a gentle sifting of fact and innuendo. Late summer 2012.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A writer. And now I am.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Don't have one.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire. I'm a Sagittarius!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Sun-tard! No question!

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Green beans with sea salt and fresh lemon! MmmmmMmmmm! And a good steak!

7. Got any pets GLP?
An African Grey parrot, natch.

Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
It's my real name

2. How did you find GLP?
Ed Dames

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Was a doc - retired. Time travel and ET research for science fiction writing - Admin at another forum

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Current news source and intel

5. Super-power?(optional)
You wouldn't believe it

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
sitting in the crib at about 9 months of age feeling quite pissed off

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
a doctor

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Ignorance (mine and others)

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire of life!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Hmm gotta say time-travel tard.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
salmon with asparagus - ice cream

7. Got any pets GLP?
yup - a whole farm full

Last Edited by Alexander on 12/09/2012 06:24 PM

you see
this is why i dont trust this site
why do you freaking need to know this??

Ok, I will play. Not sure I want any buddies though. My life is already chock full of crazies.





Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I think it is obvious if you know what Parallax means.

2. How did you find GLP?
Don't really remember but I am sure I was drunk.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Try to make sense of my life and the future after I shower off all the doom I read on here.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
It is cheaper than crack or meth.

5. Super-power?(optional)
Mind-Control of course.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?
None, they are all dumb.


Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
November 21st, 2010. Still a bit groggy though.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Cruise Director or an Architect.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
People who go to great lengths just to prove they are "right".

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Air with a touch of Fire.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Paranormal tard. Anything paranormal I am onboard and running with it.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Chicken Piccata or anything with capers actually.

7. Got any pets GLP?
Two dogs and a cat. Much prefer the dogs.

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
My user name was "Aiyanna".. she became the glpvc whore SO... I upgraded to "GoddessAiyanna-naki" (the "naki" because i love the anunnaki and love mythology, all mythology)and the goddess because i demand respect! I will be the glpvc whore- NO more!!!! :D

2. How did you find GLP?
I was researching Anunnaki, mythology, all religions..etc. And was on a search for any info on RH negatives. clearly, I have been here ever since.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
I do alot of researching, and learning different cultures. Full time student, mom, and bad ass.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Fell in love with the dry sense of humors from the fellow glper's. Loved the broad mentality, and the diverse opinions.

5. Super-power?(optional)
Well, I have many.. wouldn't call them "super" but rather gifts many of us here share. I'm highly intuitive, empathical, and have visions. I'm a "feeler". basically phychic, but I don't prefer that word. Plus i cannot control it "on que" like others claim...
As far as a power I would like to have, would have to say.. I would want to fly ;)

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?
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Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
November 11, 2009

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
I wanted to be a magical witch who flew around on a magical unicorn, with a pet owl. Yeah.... I know.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Being close-minded.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Air, because even though i'm not seen you will still feel me all around you.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
I'm a everything-tard.. I enjoy reading everything :)

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Not answering that.. you will not like my answer!

7. Got any pets GLP?
Yes, I have a 2lb dog

Hello there!, I like Para's short template so I hope it's ok to steal lol.

Short Questionnaire Template

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
Well Goolia Julia is a character from the movie the wedding singer, thought it sounded funny. My avatar is Leela from futurama because if I were a cartoon character it would be her lol

2. How did you find GLP?
on a search looking for a news article, unless I'm banned I come here everyday lol.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
all kinds of things.....

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
addicted!, and some funny and nice people on this site.


5. Super-power?(optional)
Mind Bullets.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?


this one cracks me up

He's so ronery

7. What kinda GLP tard are you?
Love finding symbolism, illuminati stuff in movies and cartoons lol.

Last Edited by M.A.G.E on 12/09/2012 07:30 PM

sure draws the wallmart crowd

Username--- I like the word and I have one growing in my dining room.

Finding GLP--- Came to hear an interview a couple of years ago with someone who can no longer be named here.

When not on GLP--- I crochet, work, clean house, garden and all the other mundane regular things.

Except right now, I'm trying to figure out why my sock is wet?????

Why keep coming back--- News, the thrill of potential doom and hilarious posts!

Superpower--- I would choose being able to go invisible.

Favorite emoticon---

I can so related to this LFOD. 25 karma points and you get one month free of bans. Here's a karma point for you to help you along the way.

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
A year ago, I stumbled upon Carl Sagan's Cosmos: A Personal Voyage and got inspired like never before... I wish I saw it as a kid... I would be a scientist now but never to late, I'm only 27 and lots of stuff out there to find or perfect...

2. How did you find GLP?
Curiosity in various subjects lead me here

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Played poker for some time, made some cash which I will invest in something smart I hope... like maybe green house where I can grow plants and experiment with that stuff... I started this year with growing heirloom tomatoes and I absolutely love it... And I think that's the field where I can get all scientific if I want, plus I get to hang out with plants.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
ppl here open minded, curious, suspicious, hillarious... that's enough for me... I don't even mind crappy threads here and there... nothing's perfect.

5. Super-power?(optional)
Telekinesis maybe... few months ago I was sitting on my bed feeling happy since I've had just cleaned the room completely... vacum cleaned, dust viped out, all in its place, a total feng shui :) ... so on table in front of me were these radio headphones... antena had small metal ball on top... so I just started staring in that little ball, intensly focusing on it trying to move it(I tried to move stuff few times as a kid with no succes)... and after about 5 minutes it actually moved for a milisecond... it looked like it was struck by small amount of electricity... then in next our, ''I'' moved it 3 more times just like the first time... I didn't know what to think... I started to examine the headphones, tried to gently hit the antena with my fingers to emulate the movement I observed but could't come close to what I observed 4 times... A month or so later I tried again but soon it got mentally draining fast and i got frightened (don't know why) so I stoped... I didn't share this story with anyone until now... friends are not the type of persons to discuss this stuff with... they would probably think I am not ''normal'' or something...

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?
It puts a grin on me every time