Hello. I was abandoned at birth and raised by a pack of feral clowns, but I got separated from them and ended up stuck in a clown-trap. I gnawed my leg off to escape and swam across the ocean until I washed up on these shores. Now I am trying to build an airplane out of rubber bands and Popsicle sticks to make it back home, but it's slow going. In the meantime I pass the days surfing the inherent and polishing my kazoo skills.
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1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
I remember waking up today, yep.
2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A grown up.
3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
I'm a grammar nazi, although I do try to control my urges. I correct all the kids that come to my house, but leave most of the adults alone. I guess if the adults want to sound like dolts, they can.
4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire, I'm a wee bit passionate about almost everything!
5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
I'm a SunTard and QuakeTard...Recently added Boomtard to that list, but overall, I am your good ole classic DoomTard.
6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Ha. I'm about 12 at heart, pizza and chocolate. :-)
7. Got any pets GLP?
Yep. I've got a dog. I used to have a million and three reptiles, but I gave all of those away cuz I really hate animals. They eat AND poop, ugh!
