Introduce Yourself GLP!! **UPDATED!! Questionnaire 2 **

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I am a HAM radio op

2. How did you find GLP?
Google

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Radio

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
cause of the tards of all kinds.

5. Super-power?(optional)
able to electrocute myself and always come back

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

Hey there nosey, how's it going today?


1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
I wake up everyday

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
I was what I wanted to be.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
One shoe tighter than the other.....grrrrr!

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Water

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Earthquake-tard. I've got it bad.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
I can't be bothered with that right now.

7. Got any pets GLP?
Yes.

Hello. I was abandoned at birth and raised by a pack of feral clowns, but I got separated from them and ended up stuck in a clown-trap. I gnawed my leg off to escape and swam across the ocean until I washed up on these shores. Now I am trying to build an airplane out of rubber bands and Popsicle sticks to make it back home, but it's slow going. In the meantime I pass the days surfing the inherent and polishing my kazoo skills.

Issius, we met on page one.

I'm a little disappointed.

No recovery...my addiction is getting WORSE!! I need a sponsor!!

Issius, we met on page one.

I'm a little disappointed.

How soon we forget.

Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I believe the name speaks for itself if you are awake. :)

2. How did you find GLP?
Actually my wife found it and turned me on to it and I am not sure how she found it. Of course I do not know how she finds anything on the net she is excellent at it and I am terrible at finding things on the net.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
For the most part I just read the threads and info when not isp banned to keep apprised of things going on in the world because of course the good people on GLP seem to know and post things long before it hits the main stream/propaganda machine. I do at times participate on threads depending on how they move me if you know what I mean.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Want to know what and when things happen or are going to happen. Duh.

5. Super-power?(optional)
lacking in this department other than the occasional deja vu and visions.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?
not really paid attention


Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Not the exact day or month as memory fails me this past few years, but it was in 2009

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Thought I wanted to be a CPA now 40 years later still trying to decide.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Stupid lack of common sense people.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire of life!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Quaketard

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, french style green beans, and hawaiian sweet rolls.

7. Got any pets GLP?
My personal ones have not made it which I am sure it is the neighbors fault, but as a family we have a few cats and 2 dogs.

So how you like me now
Nice to meet you all their are many good and interesting people here and I hope one day we can all meet if everything stays together and I hope GLP never goes away.
I also wish that my wife and I could upgrade our accounts or at least not get isp banned anymore we feel so lost like someone took our food and water away."

Hello one and all

Ha ha ha! Love it!!!!

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
I remember waking up today, yep.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A grown up.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
I'm a grammar nazi, although I do try to control my urges. I correct all the kids that come to my house, but leave most of the adults alone. I guess if the adults want to sound like dolts, they can.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire, I'm a wee bit passionate about almost everything!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
I'm a SunTard and QuakeTard...Recently added Boomtard to that list, but overall, I am your good ole classic DoomTard.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Ha. I'm about 12 at heart, pizza and chocolate. :-)

7. Got any pets GLP?
Yep. I've got a dog. I used to have a million and three reptiles, but I gave all of those away cuz I really hate animals. They eat AND poop, ugh!

1. Whats up with your GLP username? gemini because I am one..lion because my son is a leo.


2. How did you find GLP?
I was researching some stuff and kept getting forwarded to GLP..decided to stick around.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Various stuff

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
I love the different subjects that come up, breaking news and the people in general are really cool and funny.

5. Super-power?(optional)
Mind melding

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?





1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Not the particular day...nor the particular subject. I always questioned stuff growing up and I want to continue to learn..the truth is out there somewhere.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Singer/dancer/actress

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
lateness

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Air..because I'm a gemini

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?
Chemtard

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Mac and cheese

7. Got any pets GLP?
No now, will when the time is right.

Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Grade 8, I read Chariots of the Gods, OOParts did it for me.
Out of place artifacts, like the Salzburg Cube really opened my eyes.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A teacher. Then my Dad yelled at me:
"Nothing worse than a teacher. Those who cannot do, teach."
I've taught at colleges and Universities 8 of the last 12 years. ;-`)

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Intolerance, and I am sometimes guilty of it.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
I am an Air element by virtue of being born a Gemini.
I do see Sylphs so perhaps all is as it should be.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Multi-tard. Electric Universe theories
and multi-dimensional co-existence currently occupy my mind.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Bulgarian Feta whipped with good olive oil served with Kalamata olives on toasted pita.

7. Got any pets GLP?
Not really pets, more like roommates.

I still don't know many people on GLP and I want some buddies!
You don't have to answer anything if you do not want to really. Just drop by and say hello!





Short Questionnaire Template #1

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
If I were an alchemist....

2. How did you find GLP?
I was researching Anunnaki and stumbled across this thread Thread: Anunnaki, Nibiru, Brown Dwarfs, and Gravitational Time Dilation

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Research Research Party Research

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! and the lulz

5. Super-power?(optional)
Teleportation!! I'll be the best Fandango Ranger!

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?



Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
June 11th 2012 very special day

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
An Inventor/Innovator...he he nothing has changed :)

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Being irritated I guess

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire of life!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Hmm gotta say moon-tard, I swear there is something up with that thing! You gotta believe me!

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Oooooh... Baked chicken, Velveeta macaroni and cheese(shells), steamed green beans, and hawaiian sweet bread! YUM just like mamma used to make.

7. Got any pets GLP?
:( No but I want a German Shepard so bad!

First off, lovin' the new avatar Stormey! I just now realized I could add one w/o an upgraded account ha ha.

Cheers to fire! I too am passionate soul, or so i've been told.

And yes pizza for the win! Not a fan of chocolate though

Thanks for sharing