Introduce Yourself GLP!! **UPDATED!! Questionnaire 2 **

Hahaha yea man you are pretty cool. We can be bros

Hello, my name is Chip and I have been a GLP addict for over 7 years...

Aloha

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
Initials and Harley Davidson

2. How did you find GLP?
Don't remember...in 2008 sometime. Was researching 2012 related weirdness, guaranteed.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Fix Harleys

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Many reasons, sun doom, financial doom, random stories.

5. Super-power?(optional)
Invisibility

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Grade 8, I read Chariots of the Gods, OOParts did it for me.
Out of place artifacts, like the Salzburg Cube really opened my eyes.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A teacher. Then my Dad yelled at me:
"Nothing worse than a teacher. Those who cannot do, teach."
I've taught at colleges and Universities 8 of the last 12 years. ;-`)

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Intolerance, and I am sometimes guilty of it.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
I am an Air element by virtue of being born a Gemini.
I do see Sylphs so perhaps all is as it should be.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Multi-tard. Electric Universe theories
and multi-dimensional co-existence currently occupy my mind.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Bulgarian Feta whipped with good olive oil served with Kalamata olives on toasted pita.

7. Got any pets GLP?
Not really pets, more like roommates.
:Boris-Natascha3:

The lady in your avatar reminds me of a dragon queen, really nice.

"I always questioned stuff growing up and I want to continue to learn..the truth is out there somewhere."

Yes since as long as I remember I have pretty much always thought that...

Thank you for sharing, don't be a stranger!

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?

I have been been seeking truth since birth. I actually remember some things from that early time of life including dreams.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?

Like you OP -> an inventor and I am getting there everyday.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?

When people sneak up behind me when I am busy and make a loud noise to try and scare me and also being snapped by a towel. I have to stop myself from beating people senseless if they are dumb enough to do these things to me.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?

Air = spiri. It is everywhere and in everything.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)

Paultard - we had more delegates for Ron Paul in Colorado than Romney did btw. I'm also a doomtard cause its good to know Strengths, weaknessess, opportunities and threats (SWOT)

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?

Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement
And
Ice cream with Midori or Kalua

7. Got any pets GLP?

Yup a Border Collie and a Pit Bull/Bluehealer mix

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
One single traumatic event changed my life forever.

2. How did you find GLP?
Researching Sumerian translations

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Work and take care of my family.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
To get multiple perspectives on the news and definitely for the lulz!!

5. Super-power?(optional)
One I want?? Definitely telepathy.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
March 11, 2011. Started the hunt to put pieces together. Still waking up, and the hunt continues :)

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Marine Biologist. (Elvis impersonator was the back up plan)
I study fish communication now, so it kinda came true.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Apathy/indifference

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
I don't know, what's the best way to determine this? I'd guess water, because I love to swim, shower, and drink it. :) (edit: I just checked - Im air, but on the cusp with water)

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Randotard? I jump on bandwagons.

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Havarti, artichoke and garlic pizza this week :)

7. Got any pets GLP?
The sweetest 7lbs black and white dog. I am so very luck to have her.




Nice, part two!

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
I sew and it's a play on my real life name.

2. How did you find GLP?
I've known about it for years from a conspiracy nut I know.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Sew.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
The lulz.


Short Questionnaire Template #2

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Nope.

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
A chemist. Stuck with it until they wanted me to kill a gerbil with a chemical I knew what would happen.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Rudeness.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Fire, but I'm an Aries.

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Doomtard

Sabah el khair!
(Good morning!)

1. Whats up with your GLP username?

It's my general attitude about most things.

2. How did you find GLP?
I was researching chemtrails.

3. What do you do when not on GLP?

Work, eat, sleep, the usual.

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?



5. Super-power?(optional)

My Evil Eye skills.

They hate that shit here.

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?



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6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?

Bamya.

7. Got any pets GLP?
An authentic Egyptian kitteh.

my name is +Jason+ Do not pay any attention to me

1. Indigo - Indigo Children/Adults, Serenity - my goal, 76 - my birth year.

2. Googling something, can't remember what. It was years ago.

3. Work, raise my kids.

4. Usually work day boredom and to make sure nothing crazy happened that I missed. There are a handful of cool people on here as well.

5. ;)

6.


1. I don't remember the day, but it was over 10 years ago.

2. Artist or veterinarian.

3. Rude people. When people are attempting to argue with me over the internet and their grammar is all f-ed up, lol.

4. Water.

5. Apparently, I am an Apollotard, lol.

6. Lasagna.

7. Plenty. 8 cats, 4 dogs, and a snake.

Issius, I too, had no clue I could have an avatar! The guy with the Playboy avatar mentioned it, so I had to find one! It suits me. :-) I love yours too! It's nice to have more of an "identity" on here. Woo hoo!

Haha! Whats up bro

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Not sure; sometimes I might just still be asleep

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Would so very much like to be a neurosurgeon...hopfully it all works out.

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Ignorance...

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
MORE FIREEEEE!!! I'm an Aries, and we like it HOT!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
not sure...I just enjoy reading what other -tards have to say. I guess that makes me a tards-tard?

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
too many to name...but i have a relationship with candy

I ask the questions around here thank you very much.

1. Whats up with your GLP username?
My xbox gamertag

2. How did you find GLP?
I am a bit of a conspiracy theorists ever since i completed assassins creed 2 but this year Ive used GLP the most

3. What do you do when not on GLP?
Uni, party the norm

4. Why do you keep coming back to GLP?
Getting ready for the end

5. Super-power?(optional)
To be able to fly, free and fast travel!!!

6. Favorite GLP Emoticon?

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Not exactly but its every since i completed assassins creed 2 (my favourite game series)

2. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Didn't really think about that

3. What is you #1 pet peeve?
Cant really think about that either lol

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?
Air for me it will let me fly faster

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?(optional)
Multitard but mostly illuminati/doom

6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?
Spaghetti bolognese nom.

7. Got any pets GLP?
Used to have some pet cats but they died :(

What's up Issius?

Turning water to wine today?

Ah man not yet! Still need to the Red Stone for that one ha ha.

What's up with you man?

1. Do you remember the day you 'Woke Up'?
Seeing two movies as a child made me question everything.


The Man Who Saw Tomorrow

Resurrection


2. What did you want to be when you were a child?

I didnt have aspirations early, as a teenager I knew I wanted to go to NYU and be a psychologist. Well half came true.....got the college down, but ended up as Database Administrator. So now I analyze data instead of people :)


3. What is you #1 pet peeve?

I cannot stand people who are either narcissistic, martyrs, pessimistic, or super clingy.

4. What is your element..Air, Water, Earth or Fire? And why?

Water - Scorpio here oh ya baby!!

5. What kinda GLP tard are you?

Doomtard, social thread/behavior tard, and......I love to laugh at troll threads....troll tard?


6. What is your favorite dish GLP'ers?

Caprese Salad..... So delish!!! Just look at it: [link to www.foodnetwork.com]

And COFFEE. I am addicted to my Keurig.


7. Got any pets GLP?
No. I love them, but am away on business so much I couldn't take care of them.

"man" as in general?... you do know that Madigan is a lady?

Beautiful Saturday....I should be outside. A rare blue sky day.
Nah....they're usually blue here....just the last week or two
we've been nailed with the chemtrails.

Yea it's a habit >_< , did the same to Parabola. Sorry bout that ha.

Blue sky days are my favorite. It has been rainy and dreary all week over here with lots of chem-cloud cover. Hopefully it will start to look better soon.

That's funny....rainy days are my favorite. Trade ya!

Where are you...Oregon?