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Im British ask me a bloody question

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Why are British Men such Pedo's ?
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Well said that man with the sexually provocative avatar!
Hooray!

clappa
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Indeed!

"Old MacDonald" seems to harbour a fantasy of peering over toilet-stall partitons, in a women's rest-room.

What a suspicious character!

Maybe he's Canada's answer to Sir Jimmy Savile?

damned
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clappa
Indeed he does seem to have a rather suspect preoccupation with pedos
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11/30/2012 08:41 PM
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Why did Hartlepudlians "hang the monkey"?
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Dont know why did they? Is it something to fo with Bishop bashing?
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Is your Queen of germanic descent? And if so, why is she the Queen of England?
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Why ask a question you know?
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Why are British Men such Pedo's ?
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Well said that man with the sexually provocative avatar!
Hooray!

clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


Indeed!

"Old MacDonald" seems to harbour a fantasy of peering over toilet-stall partitons, in a women's rest-room.

What a suspicious character!

Maybe he's Canada's answer to Sir Jimmy Savile?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472
clappa
Indeed he does seem to have a rather suspect preoccupation with pedos
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


queen1

You British are Messed Up
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/30/2012 08:48 PM
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Well said that man with the sexually provocative avatar!
Hooray!

clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


Indeed!

"Old MacDonald" seems to harbour a fantasy of peering over toilet-stall partitons, in a women's rest-room.

What a suspicious character!

Maybe he's Canada's answer to Sir Jimmy Savile?

damned
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clappa
Indeed he does seem to have a rather suspect preoccupation with pedos
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


:queen1:

You British are Messed Up
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Fuck you, Mac!

1rof1
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Do you 'ave a knob'ead or a twat?
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Get back in the kitchen your Nasi Goreng is catching on the pan
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11/30/2012 08:51 PM
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Is your Queen of germanic descent? And if so, why is she the Queen of England?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


Also, why is "Phil the Greek" her Consort?

Why isn't the Royal Family actually BRITISH?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472

Its a huge European swinging party thats been going on since the Merovingian pop concert
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Why did Hartlepudlians "hang the monkey"?
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Dont know why did they? Is it something to fo with Bishop bashing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


It was during the Napoleonic Wars.

Some French ship ran aground near Hartlepool, and one of the survivore of the wreck was a mascot monkey, dressed in a naval uniform.

The monkey was tried before a judge, found guilty of being a French spy, and was then hanged!

damned

If you ever have the misfortune to go to Hartlepool (I've been there, and it's horrific!), don't EVER mentiuon this!

If you do, you will be beaten-up by local thugs!
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Why did Hartlepudlians "hang the monkey"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472


Dont know why did they? Is it something to fo with Bishop bashing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


It was during the Napoleonic Wars.

Some French ship ran aground near Hartlepool, and one of the survivore of the wreck was a mascot monkey, dressed in a naval uniform.

The monkey was tried before a judge, found guilty of being a French spy, and was then hanged!

damned

If you ever have the misfortune to go to Hartlepool (I've been there, and it's horrific!), don't EVER mentiuon this!

If you do, you will be beaten-up by local thugs!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472
Ive had the misfortune to go to Bishop Aukland and stay the neet in that pub on the market square (ya know the old northern soung "ya dads yer mam ,yer mams yer dad........
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Why is it the Brits have a Royal Navy and a Royal Air Force but no Royal Army?

:interesting:
 Quoting: Nexus-9
Royal artillery,Royal fusilliiers,Royal Marines Royal green jackets how many more 'Royal' SOLDIERS/MARINES DO YOU WANT?
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11/30/2012 09:05 PM
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Boot = trunk

Bumper= fender

Bonnet = hood

Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
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Bloody helll thats a whole thread on its own
what the fook is a fanny pack?
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11/30/2012 09:07 PM
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Boot = trunk

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Bonnet = hood

Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
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Bloody helll thats a whole thread on its own
what the fook is a fanny pack?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Something you stick up yer cunt, like a tampon, if yer a girly like?

cruise
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11/30/2012 09:10 PM
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Boot = trunk

Bumper= fender

Bonnet = hood

Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
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Bloody helll thats a whole thread on its own
what the fook is a fanny pack?
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It's what we call a Bum bag, mind boggling I know
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
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Boot = trunk

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Bonnet = hood

Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28652808
Bloody helll thats a whole thread on its own
what the fook is a fanny pack?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Something you stick up yer cunt, like a tampon, if yer a girly like?

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28776472

lol eeeeeeew yeah, seems the worlds fooked off and doesnt wanna ask Britain a question spock
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11/30/2012 09:15 PM
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
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11/30/2012 09:17 PM
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


No, it isn't. Go away and welcome some Muzzie Multi-Culturalists to your country.

jihad2
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450

Thats like completely mixing 50 colours of plasticene into one and then asking for the colours 1doh1
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


No, it isn't. Go away and welcome some Muzzie Multi-Culturalists to your country.

jihad2
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Who the fuck is talking to you, ya American cunt? You be a good boy and get out and murder ya self some Indians. Ya hear me, boy?
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
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Besides the original Danes settled in UK (Jutes)
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450

Thats like completely mixing 50 colours of plasticene into one and then asking for the colours 1doh1
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You smash yourself in the head a few more times, and you just might get it.
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
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Besides the original Danes settled in UK (Jutes)
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It's a rather Kent story, isn't it?
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11/30/2012 09:46 PM
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You're a cheeky fooker with no gun.

angry
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do all bri ish people drink tea with their pinky up?
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do all bri ish people drink tea with their pinky up?
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Course we do just like you lot ride bicycles round tulip fields in clogs
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
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Besides the original Danes settled in UK (Jutes)
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It's a rather Kent story, isn't it?
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Yes but like all races over a millenium they intershag till they are indestinguishable from each other
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do all bri ish people drink tea with their pinky up?
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Shouldn't you double-Dutch people be more concerned about the next big wave in the Netherlands? The fuck do I care what happens to ya, ya fuck ups.
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11/30/2012 10:05 PM
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Are you related to the horses mouth? Hee Haw!
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Are you related to the horses mouth? Hee Haw!
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pick
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
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Besides the original Danes settled in UK (Jutes)
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It's a rather Kent story, isn't it?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450

Yes but like all races over a millenium they intershag till they are indestinguishable from each other
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Sound like some Muslim ... uhm ... had a relationship with one of your family members. The new Vikings fucked like mad with anyone, but they kept control over them, just like the French in Normandy - who hated them.
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Isn't it time for the English to return to where they came from, and leave the Islands to the celts who inhabited them long before the Germanic tribes got there?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


let me guess, they were black and all thee history books are a lie to keep them from knowing who they really are. we contributed nothing to this world because we came out of a space anomaly and stole shit to make ourselves look good

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