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Im British ask me a bloody question

 
Libra II
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11/30/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
You did want BLOODY questions, op?
Ya know, when the going gets tough, the tough get under the table.
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11/30/2012 10:24 PM
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Shoodup ya daft bastard you
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11/30/2012 10:45 PM
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Besides the original Danes settled in UK (Jutes)
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It's a rather Kent story, isn't it?
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450

Yes but like all races over a millenium they intershag till they are indestinguishable from each other
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Sound like some Muslim ... uhm ... had a relationship with one of your family members. The new Vikings fucked like mad with anyone, but they kept control over them, just like the French in Normandy - who hated them.
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450

Thats when the vikings had a brainstorm and thought"fkin hell this civillisation stuff its cool lets copy of the French and build with stone bollox to them wooden sheds"
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11/30/2012 10:46 PM
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You did want BLOODY questions, op?
Ya know, when the going gets tough, the tough get under the table.
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


Yes ask and ye shall recieve
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11/30/2012 10:47 PM
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Shoodup ya daft bastard you
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fosters = cats piss thats alll i got to say
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11/30/2012 10:54 PM
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r u zexy
Libra II
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11/30/2012 10:59 PM
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Shoodup ya daft bastard you
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fosters = cats piss thats alll i got to say
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Sounds like youre cheasing really bad.
AdHocBOHICA

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11/30/2012 11:02 PM
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How BLOODY is it, you fucking Prat?
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11/30/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
Op...you make me laugh!
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11/30/2012 11:21 PM
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What particular veggies and/or fruits does your reptilian queen most often prefer? Or is she strictly a bloody carnivorous old hag with scales?
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Libra II
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11/30/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
I bet you all that Ken Dodd is on his way in here. Jesus fucking Christ help us.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

The happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every kiss was never ending
Oh Wouldn't it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
(run, run, run)
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
(we could be married)
And then we'd be happy
(then we'd be happy)

Wouldn't it be nice
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice

good NIGHT my baby
sleep TIGHTmy baby

good NIGHT my baby
sleep TIGHTmy baby
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/01/2012 08:29 AM
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Shoodup ya daft bastard you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701

fosters = cats piss thats alll i got to say
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Sounds like youre cheasing really bad.
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


Wtf is ' cheasing? Is it cheating with some Danish lisp? Or is it cheesing spelled wrong but even so wtf is cheesing?
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12/01/2012 08:30 AM
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Op...you make me laugh!
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I laugh at myself if ya dont you'll cry
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12/01/2012 08:33 AM
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What particular veggies and/or fruits does your reptilian queen most often prefer? Or is she strictly a bloody carnivorous old hag with scales?
 Quoting: PlutoniumPancakes


My reference to anything Iycke is strictly tongue in cheek if you believe him then you need to make an appointment with your hypnotherapist
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12/01/2012 08:35 AM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
How BLOODY is it, you fucking Prat?
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


Eh! What? You incoherent shitnosed hick
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12/01/2012 08:35 AM

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Ask away
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how does it feel
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 08:37 AM
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If you had a monkey on your back would you beat it off?
INK3

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12/01/2012 08:38 AM
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Do Brits find Carl Pilkington as funny as Americans do? How about Ricky Gervais?
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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I bet you all that Ken Dodd is on his way in here. Jesus fucking Christ help us.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

The happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every kiss was never ending
Oh Wouldn't it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
(run, run, run)
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
(we could be married)
And then we'd be happy
(then we'd be happy)

Wouldn't it be nice
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
Ii
You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice

good NIGHT my baby
sleep TIGHTmy baby

good NIGHT my baby
sleep TIGHTmy baby
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


Fucking hell sveinthebad what come over thee? With your beserker inspired lullaby? At least you made an decent effort not thati think the brothers Grimm will be turning in thier graves shittin themselves or anything
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12/01/2012 08:43 AM
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Do Brits find Carl Pilkington as funny as Americans do? How about Ricky Gervais?
 Quoting: INK3

We find jerry sadowitz funnier the one youtube have banned why? You fucking tell me is it because he exposed saville years before he should have or is it that you tube is controlled by peados
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12/01/2012 08:44 AM
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If you had a monkey on your back would you beat it off?
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No but if i had a monkey on my lap id beat it
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12/01/2012 08:46 AM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
Ask away
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


how does it feel
 Quoting: aether
it feels like a bob dylan question
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 08:54 AM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
Why do the leaders of England continue to allow rampant immigration of Muslims when it has already had a profound effect on the culture of England.It seems like they are selling you guys out,Why?
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12/01/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
I've been living here five years. Why are there so many chavs?
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12/01/2012 10:11 AM
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Why do the leaders of England continue to allow rampant immigration of Muslims when it has already had a profound effect on the culture of England.It seems like they are selling you guys out,Why?
 Quoting: objective viewer
Eu rules."Bet you wish you had a culture like ours?Don't ya
"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/01/2012 10:14 AM
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I've been living here five years. Why are there so many chavs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28440163


Always been there dude just labour government give them specail chav privilages like rewarding bad bebaviour and handing out benefits to support their booze all inclusive lifestyle
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 10:19 AM
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Why are British Men such Pedo's ?
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


You got that wrong mister we shipped them to Canada
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Ya Jimmy Saville and 3/4 of your Parliament is Canadaian ok

bonghit
 Quoting: Old MacDonald

No ya daft get saville etc are reptoids dya not read sir david iycke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


definitely a liverpudlian. how is a canadian supposed to know what 'daft get' means? in fact, what the fuck is a get?
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12/01/2012 10:22 AM
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You got that wrong mister we shipped them to Canada
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Ya Jimmy Saville and 3/4 of your Parliament is Canadaian ok

bonghit
 Quoting: Old MacDonald

No ya daft get saville etc are reptoids dya not read sir david iycke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


definitely a liverpudlian. how is a canadian supposed to know what 'daft get' means? in fact, what the fuck is a get?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4488872


A "get" is a drunk Scouser, urinating in public!

1rof1

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant!
Fuck-Goofs

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12/01/2012 10:24 AM
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why is our government so fucked in the head?
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12/01/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
Why are english guys such assholes when drunk, ready to argue and fight?

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