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Im British ask me a bloody question

 
Carshy McCarsh

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Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
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cruise

For the same reason a fish isn't called a "swim" but a fly is called a "fly"!

banana
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12/01/2012 01:46 PM
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Why is it the Brits have a Royal Navy and a Royal Air Force but no Royal Army?

:interesting:
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The Army probably lent the "royal" part to their bikes since they used to ride the "Royal Enfield" bikes

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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12/01/2012 01:50 PM
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pip pip cheerio mate
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12/01/2012 01:53 PM
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When I was in London it smelled "sweet" in the air. Was I imagining things? the deseal smells sweet or something doesn't it? Or was that the rubbish you bloody blowk!
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12/01/2012 02:05 PM
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:british1:
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12/01/2012 02:10 PM
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You got that wrong mister we shipped them to Canada
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Ya Jimmy Saville and 3/4 of your Parliament is Canadaian ok

bonghit
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No ya daft get saville etc are reptoids dya not read sir david iycke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


definitely a liverpudlian. how is a canadian supposed to know what 'daft get' means? in fact, what the fuck is a get?
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Good guess yyou must be expat in Canada
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12/01/2012 02:15 PM
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why is our government so fucked in the head?
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If its small consolation we havent got obama
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When I was in London it smelled "sweet" in the air. Was I imagining things? the deseal smells sweet or something doesn't it? Or was that the rubbish you bloody blowk!
 Quoting: Rtruth


Your correct were sweet "y'all have good day now"
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12/01/2012 02:37 PM
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pip pip cheerio mate
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Thats the spirit tallyho
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12/01/2012 02:41 PM
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Boot = trunk

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Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28652808


cruise

For the same reason a fish isn't called a "swim" but a fly is called a "fly"!

banana
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh
gemeinschaft gesellschaft? Which one? How the hell do i know!

ahhh
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12/01/2012 02:45 PM
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pip pip cheerio mate
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Thats the spirit tallyho
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Oi'll get me cowt!
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:british1:
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Except that i drive a Swedish car to an English pub to drink Dutch lager and come home eat an italian pizza watch ENGLISH COMEDY on a British made tv in scottish leather sofa
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12/01/2012 02:48 PM
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pip pip cheerio mate
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Thats the spirit tallyho
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Oi'll get me cowt!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28837233

No that's more like some extinct coastal american colonial accent still stuck in birmingham uk Brummy
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pip pip cheerio mate
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Thats the spirit tallyho
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Oi'll get me cowt!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28837233

No that's more like some extinct coastal american colonial accent still stuck in birmingham uk Brummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Better than "I'm gonna get me some grits" no ya not grits is the shit you stick on tarmac to finish off the road and a biscuit isnt some weird stale bread you fill up with guff a biscuit is what you call a friggin cooky God knows what the hell your gravy is? Ive seen enough bilge on that man v food tv prog to make me a vegan for life
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Thats the spirit tallyho
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Oi'll get me cowt!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28837233

No that's more like some extinct coastal american colonial accent still stuck in birmingham uk Brummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Better than "I'm gonna get me some grits" no ya not grits is the shit you stick on tarmac to finish off the road and a biscuit isnt some weird stale bread you fill up with guff a biscuit is what you call a friggin cooky God knows what the hell your gravy is? Ive seen enough bilge on that man v food tv prog to make me a vegan for life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


Yo! Where mah bammyfone at, cracka? Ima bust yo ass! Sheeeeit!

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12/01/2012 03:03 PM
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Ask away
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what's your blood type?
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12/01/2012 03:10 PM
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Why are english guys such assholes when drunk, ready to argue and fight?
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U just answered your own question coz their drunk
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12/01/2012 03:13 PM
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Is Dry-Humping the Queen considered a minor infraction ?
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12/01/2012 03:29 PM
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Re: Im British ask me a bloody question
Hey OP, you are ENGLISH. There is no such thing as British. You can be Scottish, Irish, Welsh, or English. Now, crawl back up the lizard Queen's vajoo!
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12/01/2012 03:31 PM
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Hey OP, you are ENGLISH. There is no such thing as British. You can be Scottish, Irish, Welsh, or English. Now, crawl back up the lizard Queen's vajoo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23088104


Yup bloody true ,being welsh is much better than being english
Carshy McCarsh

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12/01/2012 07:12 PM
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Boot = trunk

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Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28652808


cruise

For the same reason a fish isn't called a "swim" but a fly is called a "fly"!

banana
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh
gemeinschaft gesellschaft? Which one? How the hell do i know!

ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


I'll ask the questions here Mr. Bond.

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Carshy McCarsh

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12/01/2012 07:14 PM
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Is Dry-Humping the Queen considered a minor infraction ?
 Quoting: hnky mofo 24298218


Only if there is anyone other than the Queen in the room.

Otherwise, boom, instant Knighthood.

ukflag
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12/01/2012 10:54 PM
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Hey OP, you are ENGLISH. There is no such thing as British. You can be Scottish, Irish, Welsh, or English. Now, crawl back up the lizard Queen's vajoo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23088104


Im British ok welsh can be whatt they wanna be
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12/01/2012 11:02 PM
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Hey OP, you are ENGLISH. There is no such thing as British. You can be Scottish, Irish, Welsh, or English. Now, crawl back up the lizard Queen's vajoo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23088104


Yup bloody true ,being welsh is much better than being english
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834159


Bloody hell id feel horrible if i cut myself off from england if i was welsh its dead without english funding infrasyructure tax to pay taffy benefit and FREE WELSH BENEFIT the taffy reliance on england dont ya just love it u can have freedom anyday save on merthyr tydfils benefit wonderland
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Boot = trunk

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Why do Americans park their cars in the driveway and drive their cars on the parkways?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28652808


cruise

For the same reason a fish isn't called a "swim" but a fly is called a "fly"!

banana
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh
gemeinschaft gesellschaft? Which one? How the hell do i know!

ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090785


I'll ask the questions here Mr. Bond.

whip
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vhy dont you azk zen herr hegel
Carshy McCarsh

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12/02/2012 10:15 AM
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You British are Messed Up
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