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I have proven the Illuminati!

 
Hanith
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11/30/2012 08:25 PM
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I have proven the Illuminati!
So, I first heard about the Illuminati a few weeks ago because well first I was watching Fox News and they told me that Obama was evil again which I already knew of course (I watch Fox News ALOT!) so I decided to do a quick google search of incriminating this about Obama to present to liberals to make them find Christ and vote Republican.

I came across a blog that talked about the Illuminati and the New World Order. It told me that atheists are going to throw us Christians into gas chamber and that Obama is going to become the dictator of Earth after Satan takes over the planet for the New World Order (but of course Jesus would return soon after to fight off the anti-Christ and to rapture us Christians who are still alive).

I went for various forums and every conspiracy theorists believe the same so that blog must be legit, right? I mean, it had no proof but I just have faith in it like I do with Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

Everyone on those conspiracy sites also watch Fox News like me so they have to be a smart, God-fearing bunch.

I watched a video on Youtube a few days ago and it showed Obama turning into a lizard man but I won't post it here because he didn't really look like a lizard man but he did turn into one no doubt about that!

I also read on a blog that the only way a black person could become president of a first world nation is if the Illuminati were involved so they must exist.

I come here a lot and I believe 99% of what people say here (I trust Trinity 100% he sounds JUST like Fox News and thats familiar to me and I like that about him). The only people I don't trust on here are those hellbound atheists and New World Order shills who are trying to trick me into going in to FEMA camps so that they can turn my brain into mush and turn me into a pawn of Satan.




And that is my essay on why I am a conservative conspiracy theorist.
Hanith (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
What do you all think? Do you agree?
Hanith (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:35 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
What I say is true! Prepare the bunker because Obama is coming to ruin Christmas :(
Hanith (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:44 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
Bump so all of the blind sheep can learn the truth that Obama is going to rule the planet and that homosexuality will be manditory :(
Hanith (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
I am watching Fox News wow!!! I hate Liberals right now!
Hanith (OP)
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11/30/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
I'll pray for you all.
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11/30/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: I have proven the Illuminati!
What do you all think? Do you agree?
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