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I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 11:26 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Just get a gay dude,have him bend over, and then you can drive HIM all over the place for free!
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12/01/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
get a nissan, yota, or honda made on a wednesday.

no one wants to work on a monday. and on friday you're lookin to get freaky. but the middle of the week is when the good stuff is made.

also, check it out of course. don't listen to the seller, look at the vehicle. pull the dipstick and feel the oil. gritty? shitty. if it looks brand new they prolly just changed it ;)
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12/01/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
diesel, protect yourself from emps
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...yea cuz its the fuel that matters to electromagnetism (facepalm)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20858613


Ummm, diesels do not have spark plugs, they do not have ignition systems. They can run w/o ANY electricity.

Aside from the starter, which is a strong circuit that can withstand EMP.
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12/01/2012 11:30 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy two cars. Cause the odds of your wrecking the 1st one is high at your age.
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12/01/2012 11:32 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy an old car that is smog exempt, it will save you alot of headaches. Or... Buy a newer year car, because they are easier to repair and diagnose.. If you can, get a truck or a van because they are better for hauling stuff..

If you fuck around with cars from 80's youre gonna have problems because parts are sometimes hard to find, especially sensors and things of that nature...
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 11:43 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy American (American cars are way better than the shizzz we get here in Europe!) or Japanese. Don't go for German or any other European make.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28842239


stfu do they even have internet in bulgaria?

German cars are the best, american cars are fucking shitty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834078


European cars are shit, especially the ones made in France and Italy. And the German ones are overrated. Europeans were the first to make cars, yet they still cannot produce good-looking cars like American ones and trouble-free one like the Japanese ones. The only European makes that are semi-fine are Saab and Volvo.
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12/01/2012 11:46 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
American Fords always look better than European ones (except for EU-designed shit like the Fiesta and the Focus).

And to that guy from Luxemburg -- at least Bulgaria is one of the oldest states in Europe, unlike your fake state with a nation that's made entirely by German-French mutts.
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12/01/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Do NOT buy a "cool" car that's a money pit....a dependable economy car will save you money that could be used for fun instead of repairs, buying gas, and higher insurance, etc as for a sporty car...

But kids your age tend to be very image conscious so you're gonna get that fixer upper cool car anyway....
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12/01/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy American (American cars are way better than the shizzz we get here in Europe!) or Japanese. Don't go for German or any other European make.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28842239


stfu do they even have internet in bulgaria?

German cars are the best, american cars are fucking shitty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834078


European cars are shit, especially the ones made in France and Italy. And the German ones are overrated. Europeans were the first to make cars, yet they still cannot produce good-looking cars like American ones and trouble-free one like the Japanese ones. The only European makes that are semi-fine are Saab and Volvo.
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Semi-fine?? poop Volvo is probably the easiest to work on and most reliable car there is today.. and they will last FOREVER. Saab is genius in a whole different way then any company (except the fact that they spent TOO much on the details)

Have you even driven a German car? Old German cars are the ONLY way to go. Ever driven a BMW e30? Probably THE best handling car I have ever experienced... Who needs pure acceleration, when you can out handle everyone in the corners at a consistent pace?

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12/01/2012 11:58 AM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
keep it to a japanese whip bro u wont regret it!
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12/01/2012 12:07 PM

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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy American (American cars are way better than the shizzz we get here in Europe!) or Japanese. Don't go for German or any other European make.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28842239


Well German cars are great.



Chinese origami-based cars suck.

Germans, Deutsche Gründlichkeit
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12/01/2012 12:11 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Buy American (American cars are way better than the shizzz we get here in Europe!) or Japanese. Don't go for German or any other European make.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28842239


stfu do they even have internet in bulgaria?

German cars are the best, american cars are fucking shitty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834078


European cars are shit, especially the ones made in France and Italy. And the German ones are overrated. Europeans were the first to make cars, yet they still cannot produce good-looking cars like American ones and trouble-free one like the Japanese ones. The only European makes that are semi-fine are Saab and Volvo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28842239

Semi-fine?? poop Volvo is probably the easiest to work on and most reliable car there is today.. and they will last FOREVER. Saab is genius in a whole different way then any company (except the fact that they spent TOO much on the details)

Have you even driven a German car? Old German cars are the ONLY way to go. Ever driven a BMW e30? Probably THE best handling car I have ever experienced... Who needs pure acceleration, when you can out handle everyone in the corners at a consistent pace?

jerkit
 Quoting: kLoveONE


clappa

And to the bulgarian: well I'm not from Luxembourg, I'm german living here. And you know what?? We pay you idiots to come over here in Germany where you live on welfare. Get off your lazy asses!
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12/01/2012 12:12 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
If you want to learn to work on cars, get a VW. If you don't, get a toyota. I'm a mechanic, btw.
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12/01/2012 12:13 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
get a nissan, yota, or honda made on a wednesday.

no one wants to work on a monday. and on friday you're lookin to get freaky. but the middle of the week is when the good stuff is made.

also, check it out of course. don't listen to the seller, look at the vehicle. pull the dipstick and feel the oil. gritty? shitty. if it looks brand new they prolly just changed it ;)
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Rofl. working on Audis, you get to know this phenomenon.
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12/01/2012 12:17 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Fuck car bro get a motorcycle gsr600 will be nice, youll get all the bitches(1 at a time) you can find one on craigslist for like 2200 and as for the rest of the money, Save it for condoms >:-]
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...and L-lysine.
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12/01/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Parking lots and roads are good places to find cars.
Tom
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12/01/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
My budget is $7,500
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1245890


So many people have no will or thoughts, minds, or will of their own.

Do you check with GLP every time you need to take a dump as well??? Do you ask what kind of toilet paper is the best?

Do you need guidance in everything you do? -Nevermind. -I forgot. You're only 17.

Funny...when I was 17, I simply went for what I wanted and made it happen. I din't need to check in with everyone to make sure my choice was "popular," or "accepted."
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12/01/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Parking lots and roads are good places to find cars.
 Quoting: SeattleTom


cruise IDIOT
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12/01/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Or, it could be that you're bragging about having over $7,000 dollars to spend on a car. Why someone would do that is beyond me, but, it makes a heck of a lot more sense than asking a conspiracy forum what kind of car they should buy.
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12/01/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
To ANYONE looking for a car.. only get these kinds, nothing else:
[link to cgi.ebay.com]

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[link to cgi.ebay.com]

yoda
 Quoting: kLoveONE


WOW the red BMW looks awesome and really clean
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834078


BMW's are shit. Parts alone cost 3 to 4 times more than domestic cars. Highly overrated.

s226
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HONDA.
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12/01/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Don't make the same mistake as the Bottle Rockets, and buy a thousand dollar car...

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12/01/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
buy something u can sleep in like an SUV or stationwagon. Sleeping in a suv is much better than a tent....
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12/01/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
That's a huge budget for a 17 year old. Is your dad's name Mitt or some other phoney country club name? You can buy what u want for that cash. Used of course Biff.
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The budget was $7500 not $75000!!!!
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12/01/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
My budget is $7,500
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A stolen Ferrari.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/01/2012 12:49 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
you cant drive your too young, and your american.
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12/01/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
OP...you want a fun almost indestructible ride?
Try a 2000-2002 Geo or Chevy Tracker 4x4.
I have a few vehicles, from a 2012 F-250, a 2004 Subaru Baja, but one of my favs is a 2001 Chevy Tracker soft top.
Mine has 180k miles on it and a few modifications.
The Mods are simple...a 4 inch lift, 31 inch wheels a periscopic exhaust, bush bars and bush lights.
Bought the Tracker for $3k and the mods cost me about $1800
Still has the original clutch despite me beating the shit out of it.
That little bugger goes anywhere anytime in any on or off road conditions.
It will put a Rover or Hummer to shame.
Before I put in the lifter kit and the bigger tires it got 27 MPG.
Now it gets about 23.
Factory added huge plus.
If you are negligent with something as simple as checking your oil...the sucker has a sensor that will shut the motor off when the oil gets to low.
My youngest daughter will get her license in February and I'm giving her this old SUV cuz it's dependable.
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12/01/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
if you go with a european car stick with saab or volvo. if you go asian i would say go with a decent running toyota but stay away from corrolas and camrys. but remember, if you go with an import it may run for a while but any and all repairs will cost you alot. maintenance on imports is very expensive. if you go with american stay away from ford.

but what ever you go with before you buy go online and check car forums to see what kind of problems said car brand has. car forums are a great research tool for getting info on a new car.
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12/01/2012 01:00 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
My budget is $7,500
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Get a Toyota. In my experience, they run forever! Ford and Chevy seem to be problematic...
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12/01/2012 01:02 PM
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Re: I'm a 17 year old guy looking for a car. Any advice?
Get an Aston Martin.

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