Fuck any American that adopts a foreign kid. Bullshit posturing. What, an American kid not good enough to adopt? Too much hassle?

Not exotic enough is what I'd wager. Not enough cool points from their other jerkoff pals. Adopted Asian/African baby, the newest and hippest fashion accessory!

Hell, at least get one from Eastern Europe if you must go that route. They probably don't want those kids either cause it might look related to them.