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GLP-Jukebox

 
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Enters the JST for a minute. Salutes the Captain and waves.. hi

Woohoooooooo!

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Finally...

hf
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hi


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hf
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*phone ringing*

Me: "Hello?"
Voice: "It's me, your boss. Where are you?"
Me: "Hey boss! Happy Friday! What a week huh?"
Boss: "Friday?? WTF! Not that conversation again!"
Me: "What do you mean boss? It IS Friday,.. right?"
Boss: "No idiot, it's Monday. Get your ass in here rightaway!"
Me: "Monday??? Not possible. Let me check! Be right back boss..."

*background mumbling*

Me: "Back, sorry! It's Friday February 24th over here boss."
Boss: "I am NOT going to have that conversation with you again!"
Me: "I must be in a different timeline boss. Can't explain it otherwise."
Boss: "different timeline? What the hell? You been smoking?"
Me: "No boss. They do exist you know. Past is present, present is future."
Boss: *sighs*
Me: "Besides, I can't come in anyway. I am in Sweden. ]Safest country in the world."[/i
Boss: "Sweden? What the .. Wait! This is your landline idiot, at HOME!"

Me: "Parrallel universes boss. Here is there and there is everywhere. Ya know?"
Boss: *sighs* "You do know Trump said Sweden is not safe anymore right?"
Me: "He did? Wow! Let me get out of here. Be right back!"

*background mumbling*

Me: "Back! Wait. WTF! West Mosul? I thought I typed Western Maladives. Damn glitches! Brb again."
Boss: "Wait.. stay.. come back! My God."
Me: "I am here. Whew. I already thought it was weird to see the Iraqis bomb the Maladives."
Boss: "You are nuts! Did you talk to that shrink like I told you last time?"
Me: "Yes I did boss. Nice lady. I told her I had the feeling I was being ignored."
Boss: "What did she have to say about that?"
Me: "Nothing really boss. She looked straight through me, pushed the buzzer and screamed: NEXTT!"
Boss: "Well that Jukebox Standard Time Disorder really messed you up."
Me: "JSTD? Or just glitches in timelines. I can see you and I are on different levels."
Boss: "Well, get your ass on my level or consider yourself OOHOYA."
Me: "I remember that one.. Out Of Here.."
Boss: "On Your Ass! Understand?"
Me: "I understand and I am willing to descend to your level. Let me message Captain."
Boss: "Descend? What the hell! And never mind Captain. I know him. I will call him later."
Me: "You know the Captain? Our Captain from JST at GLP?"
Boss: "JST? GLP? Are we talking about the same Captain? Married to that nice lady.."
Me: "Yoshi you mean? That's him! She's awesome! But how.."
Boss: "No, not her. I meant Tenille, as in Captain and Tenille."
Me: "You are losing me here boss. Are you okay? Need help?"
Boss: "I see what you did there! Reverse psychology. Do that to me one more time and.."
Me: "Oh, I absolutely love that song! Let's join in some community singing.."



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Boss: "Fuck that! I am done. Get here or don't. You got five minutes..*

*phone busy signal*

Me: "Boss? Boss???"

Well, I guess that's my cue. Either my boss is wrong or we are still experiencing glitches. Can't take the risk though. Enjoy your timezones where ever you are!

Sending Love and hugs to who ever needs or wants it.

Salutes the Captain and exits the JST.

grouphug

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-The Armor of God-

"Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against rulers, against authorities, against the power of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms..." Ephesians 6:10-12


"I will not cause pain without allowing something new to be born saith The Lord..." Isaiah 66:9


"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers a multitude of sins..." 1 Peter 4:8

...Love conquereth all....... <3
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-The Armor of God-

"Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against rulers, against authorities, against the power of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms..." Ephesians 6:10-12


"I will not cause pain without allowing something new to be born saith The Lord..." Isaiah 66:9


"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers a multitude of sins..." 1 Peter 4:8

...Love conquereth all....... <3
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Morning Jukeboxcoffee4dance
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:JST 1:
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Morning Jukeboxcoffee4dance
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:JST 1:
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Good morning all! :coffee2a:

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Good Morning and may your day be filled with happiness .c.c

grouphug (JST) jukebox standard time
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Good Morning and may your day be filled with happiness .c.c

grouphug (JST) jukebox standard time
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...and with coffee!rockon
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Good Morning and may your day be filled with happiness .c.c

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...and with coffee!rockon
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:insanedouble: roger that & good morning
.c.c
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Good Morning and may your day be filled with happiness .c.c

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...and with coffee!rockon
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Good Morning and may your day be filled with happiness .c.c

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...and with coffee!rockon
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I have too much coffee sometimes5a
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I have too much coffee sometimes5a
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What is this "too much coffee" thing you speak of? coffeecup
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I have too much coffee sometimes5a
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What is this "too much coffee" thing you speak of? coffeecup
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Time for another cup :fro:
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I have too much coffee sometimes5a
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What is this "too much coffee" thing you speak of? coffeecup
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Time for another cup fro
 Quoting: InfiniteDream


Omg I got an iced coffee on my way to work. Haven't had any coffee in maybe a week. It's giving me anxiety lol!!

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I have too much coffee sometimes5a
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What is this "too much coffee" thing you speak of? coffeecup
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Time for another cup :fro:
 Quoting: InfiniteDream


Omg I got an iced coffee on my way to work. Haven't had any coffee in maybe a week. It's giving me anxiety lol!!

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No anxiety, Simpleyoda

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No anxiety, Simpleyoda

grinning
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It's like a feeling of constant butterflies in my stomach lol!! And I feel like I could do a back flip!

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No anxiety, Simpleyoda

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It's like a feeling of constant butterflies in my stomach lol!! And I feel like I could do a back flip!

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D0ITdoIT
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:good day JST:grouphug
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