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Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?

 
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12/01/2012 12:46 AM
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Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I've had more than my share of bed maidens. Had a few three-somes. Done every position imaginable. Made girls squirt. Had my toes curl. In highschool I needed physical therapy to repair a hip flexor from railing my GF so hard.

It was all great but none of it was insane. I've even been in a hot tub orgy where we passed girls around like an appetizer tray.

Who can tell me something truely mind blowing?

Sex is still just sex.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Its past ur bed time kid,

quit being a little perv and count some sheep

...and girls deserve more respect... its a dick move to compare females to meat on a appetizer tray...

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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
try pooping on the floor at Walmart, now THAT is totally insane.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
you have got to be kidding...what you do is called "Vanilla sex" and I dont think this is the right place to discuss it...there are other sites out there for that kinda stuff.

Lots of sex doesnt make you good at it or cool...its just lots of sex

My guess is that you would be a boring root.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

You sound like a rookie.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Its past ur bed time kid,

quit being a little perv and count some sheep

...and girls deserve more respect... its a dick move to compare females to meat on a appetizer tray...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Girls in my generation deserve one thing and that's a kick in the ass.

Comparing them to an appetizer tray is a huge compliment. BTW I'm 35.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I've had more than my share of bed maidens. Had a few three-somes. Done every position imaginable. Made girls squirt. Had my toes curl. In highschool I needed physical therapy to repair a hip flexor from railing my GF so hard.

It was all great but none of it was insane. I've even been in a hot tub orgy where we passed girls around like an appetizer tray.

Who can tell me something truely mind blowing?

Sex is still just sex.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
try pooping on the floor at Walmart, now THAT is totally insane.
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Now ^^^^THIS^^^ is GLP Crazy.

Like Dr. Acula said... "Isn't it past your bedtime"
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
try visiting some japanese fetish sites. read the manga. watch the animes. that will give you a small start.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Ask your parents; it got real fucking crazy when they found out about you.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

You sound like a rookie.
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I've had true love. And I'm married with a family. Real love making is the best. No argument.

What I'm talking about is the true mind blowing shit some people talk about. Is that like their first real orgasm or something?

I'm not talking about run of the mill sex. I'm talking about serious shit. Like somebody leaving their body from sex or having a siezure.
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Its past ur bed time kid,

quit being a little perv and count some sheep

...and girls deserve more respect... its a dick move to compare females to meat on a appetizer tray...
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
try pooping on the floor at Walmart, now THAT is totally insane.
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Ohhh, or that lady who shoved a whole raw chicken in her pussy, and then walk behind the shop and regurgitated it. They had a few giggles and then the dude cooked it for dinner.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Its past ur bed time kid,

quit being a little perv and count some sheep

...and girls deserve more respect... its a dick move to compare females to meat on a appetizer tray...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Girls in my generation deserve one thing and that's a kick in the ass.

Comparing them to an appetizer tray is a huge compliment. BTW I'm 35.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I hear you OP. All this obsession over sex.

When all is said and done it's just scratching an itch, yet people (especially men) are utterly OBSESSED with it.

It's insane.
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12/01/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

You sound like a rookie.
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I've had true love. And I'm married with a family. Real love making is the best. No argument.

What I'm talking about is the true mind blowing shit some people talk about. Is that like their first real orgasm or something?

I'm not talking about run of the mill sex. I'm talking about serious shit. Like somebody leaving their body from sex or having a siezure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28820827


Again, you'd have to have found your true love.. The person who blows your mind time after time in the love making zone.

You sound like u are just going through the motions, family 2.5 with a wife you claim to love. If you had it; mind blowing, true soul connection, earthshaking hot love making, trust me, you'd know.... And you woudn't need to ask...
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I think that most people make up the "mind-blowing" aspect of their sexual adventures.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I hear you OP. All this obsession over sex.

When all is said and done it's just scratching an itch, yet people (especially men) are utterly OBSESSED with it.

It's insane.
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I guess if you over think it loses it's lustre. I wonder if OP had sex with someone out of love instead of lust things would be different?

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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I think that most people make up the "mind-blowing" aspect of their sexual adventures.
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Ah, he hit a key note.

Sexual adventure/conquest is much different than sex, or love.
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Everyone is just looking to get high. Some people do it through sex, and need more extreme forms to achieve the same high. Others do it through substances. Everyone's a junkie in some way.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
I hear you OP. All this obsession over sex.

When all is said and done it's just scratching an itch, yet people (especially men) are utterly OBSESSED with it.

It's insane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


I guess if you over think it loses it's lustre. I wonder if OP had sex with someone out of love instead of lust things would be different?
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


When you sleep around and treat women like objects, you will never discover what OP is searching for. He has desensitized himself and he will not likely experience the feeling he seeks, since he is already married and is clearly bored with his wife.

I feel bad for op's wife.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

You sound like a rookie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10177946


I've had true love. And I'm married with a family. Real love making is the best. No argument.

What I'm talking about is the true mind blowing shit some people talk about. Is that like their first real orgasm or something?

I'm not talking about run of the mill sex. I'm talking about serious shit. Like somebody leaving their body from sex or having a siezure.
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So you just wana die but die happy? Is that it? lol!
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Everyone is just looking to get high. Some people do it through sex, and need more extreme forms to achieve the same high. Others do it through substances. Everyone's a junkie in some way.
 Quoting: Generation Doom


Love is like oxygen.... Get too much, you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die. Love gets you high.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
Its past ur bed time kid,

quit being a little perv and count some sheep

...and girls deserve more respect... its a dick move to compare females to meat on a appetizer tray...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Girls in my generation deserve one thing and that's a kick in the ass.

Comparing them to an appetizer tray is a huge compliment. BTW I'm 35.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28820827


You ask in your OP, for us to tell you truly amazing stories about sex.

You're 35.

2+2=4 Common sense

Adding you up: You're a loner. You are very angry. You have no sex life of your own. You hate women. And, you posted on here, to fulfill your fetish and fantasies through other's sexual stories and desires.

Grow up, seriously. Take a look at yourself.
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Re: Seriously, how crazy can sex really get?
You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

You sound like a rookie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10177946


I've had true love. And I'm married with a family. Real love making is the best. No argument.

What I'm talking about is the true mind blowing shit some people talk about. Is that like their first real orgasm or something?

I'm not talking about run of the mill sex. I'm talking about serious shit. Like somebody leaving their body from sex or having a siezure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28820827


It's just ones perception..drugs/alcohol may also play into it..but mind blowing sex is what you make of it.. Kinda like garage sales one persons junk is another persons treasure.
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You'd have to have found true love to understand just how truly amazing it can be.

I agree true love is what makes it mindbowing . I have known it with one person the love of my life many years ago . the rest is hollow .

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