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relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.

 
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relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

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Try not telling her about GLP and see if it helps.cruise
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

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Try not telling her about GLP and see if it helps.cruise
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How is that supposed to work? Most of my first dates involve going to a fast food joint and using the free wi-fi so we can go on GLP.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
Sure "size does not matter" but I guess some women are not into a man with a micro-penis.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

1dunno1
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Duh, because it's HER job to tell you everything that's wrong with you.

Your job is to sleep with her BEFORE that can happen!
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

1dunno1
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Duh, because it's HER job to tell you everything that's wrong with you.

Your job is to sleep with her BEFORE that can happen!
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^^This
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
Try asking her if you should bring your tomato plants inside. If she doesn't know what you're talking about, move on.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
Wow dude you need definitely be more "mysterious"(less talk about you) because if you tell her everything in the beginning you're just making yourself more vulnerable later down the road. Girls don't want a soft man that they can see right through.. Keep her on her heels and definitely don't over flatter the girl! Once you boost her ego she's going to act and think like she can do way better than you. So just compliment her every now and again. Pretend like she's just another girl because trust me if you go all out and act how you really feel she will use that to her advantage and walk all over you!
Just remember the more she keeps guessing the better chance you'll keep her around!
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

1dunno1
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Try not telling her about GLP and see if it helps.cruise
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How is that supposed to work? Most of my first dates involve going to a fast food joint and using the free wi-fi so we can go on GLP.
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Hahaha.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
Real love is about both - the good AND the bad things to see in the others and in yourself, too. So don´t just focus on the bad things. Love yourself with both - the light and the shadow, so you can receive the love of others in a true, authentic way. You must not tell anybody about your shadows, they´re there and they will come up when the time is right. So, falling in love and enjoying it is a bit about the right timing. Have fun and just LOVE.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
You don't need to tell a female what is wrong with you. They live for making the list themselves. Even if you told her, the list would be about 1/16th as long as her list will eventually be.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
hahaha! Funny thread OP!

I wish it was that simple, women demand honesty from men but run a mile from the truth. Women are the most dishonest creatures i've ever met. How else would they explain how they keep their true personalities hidden until a man puts a ring on their finger and then unleash the beast of who they really are.


Marriage is a suckers game of manipulation from women to get what they want. Very few are true to themselves because no man on this planet would want them if they truly knew what they were really like.

I've never married and never intend to.
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Re: relationships are built on honesty. Thats why the first thing I always do when i meet a woman is tell her everything thats wrong with me.
I wonder why it's not working.

1dunno1
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SEE honey I was bitten in my penis by a dog when i was a kid and it looks humpy and the glans looks like a Stool mushrom !

I once made love to a mare in a farm ...

I am a retired Serial killer ...

I was once gay ....


Things like that type of sinserity will get you nowere ..

lol

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