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johnny depp??
why does he not ever age? also nicholas cage.
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Depp recently passed puberty...late bloomer and Cage is bald and pretty fucked up...don't know where you're coming from on him.
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Depp recently passed puberty...late bloomer and Cage is bald and pretty fucked up...don't know where you're coming from on him.
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I think OP meant Keanu Reaves. That dude never ages either.

edit: *Reeves

Last Edited by HI.Lander on 12/01/2012 01:53 AM
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Depp recently passed puberty...late bloomer and Cage is bald and pretty fucked up...don't know where you're coming from on him.
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I think OP meant Keanu Reaves. That dude never ages either.

edit: *Reeves
 Quoting: HI.Lander


It's because Keanu is an immortal.
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Lol...seriously we Asian Americans don't visually age as fast as other ethnicities. He's half Chinese. I'm half Chinese, 40 years old and I still look 19-20ish. When I was actually in my early 20s people thought I was about 12-15. It's nice no wrinkles and such, downside I have a 20 year old daughter that people have a hard time believing is mine. Imagine going to the mall to pierce your baby girls ears, and them not believing she is your daughter. They wanted my license and birth certificate for a five year old?!? They thought I was trying to pierce my little sisters ears...lol
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Re: johnny depp??
why does he not ever age? also nicholas cage.
 Quoting: IAM LEGION


Captain Jack has found the fountain of youth.
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Re: johnny depp??
I find this topic interesting.

If I had to pick one...

Eddie Murphy. That prick has looked the same since the eighties.
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Some people are just like that. I'm basically gifted with that too. I'm turning 38 but I look about 28, thank goodness! But I contribute it to being so weird. I still think I'm like a kid. I'm an adult child basically. I want to try parkour and stuff like that if I could. But my body wouldn't do too well at that. I like being silly and goofy all the time. You're only as old as you feel I guess they say right. That's like Depp and Cage I guess they party a lot probably so they're always acting young so they stay young many.
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why does he not ever age? also nicholas cage.
 Quoting: IAM LEGION

Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth
him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him,
All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
(Matt. 4:8-9)


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I LOVE Johnny Depp & Keanu Reeves, Ray Liotta.. hmmmm ohyeah

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