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28-November-2012 Sydney (AP) A recent study conducted by the University of Sydney has concluded that the size of a woman's breasts could have an affect on the lifespan of her offspring.

A study of 100 aboriginal families showed that mothers with large beasts tended to birth children that live the longest.

One abo woman, with size 39FF breasts, mothered eighteen children and they have outlived the entire clan.

The size of a woman's breasts seems to have an alternate affect on the size of the offspring's penis.

If a mother has large breasts, statistics show that her offspring, if that child is male, will have a smaller than average penis.

Strangely, large breasted females tend to birth large breasted female children that are horny and that live a long time.

While Sydney scientists are still balls deep in research, they expect to release their results soon.