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The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact

 
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The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
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28-November-2012 Sydney (AP) A recent study conducted by the University of Sydney has concluded that the size of a woman's breasts could have an affect on the lifespan of her offspring.

A study of 100 aboriginal families showed that mothers with large beasts tended to birth children that live the longest.

One abo woman, with size 39FF breasts, mothered eighteen children and they have outlived the entire clan.

The size of a woman's breasts seems to have an alternate affect on the size of the offspring's penis.

If a mother has large breasts, statistics show that her offspring, if that child is male, will have a smaller than average penis.

Strangely, large breasted females tend to birth large breasted female children that are horny and that live a long time.

While Sydney scientists are still balls deep in research, they expect to release their results soon.
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
Bollocks
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Bollocks
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rofl
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
Well, I'm dead in 5... 4... 3...
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
Some people have been dreaming about big boobies for too long.
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
what if you have one biggun and one smallun....does that mean you would die half way through living a long life ? hmmm hmmm??
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False or at the very least there are exceptions.
Mother had large breasts & I have a thick 7 1/2" cock.
Maybe not the biggest, but certainly not
"below average".
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
Longer lives, smaller peckers.
Seems like a fair trade off :3
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Re: The Size of Your Mother's Breasts Coincides With the Length of Your Life: Fact
I feel stupid to reply a thread like this, but my observations indicate that men with larger than avarage penis tend to be little bit stupid. It could also be linked into hormonal levels in childhood or something.
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Not true, large breasted women tend to be fatties who give birth to fatties, the increased fat shortens life over time.
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Not true, large breasted women tend to be fatties who give birth to fatties, the increased fat shortens life over time.
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bsflag

my missus has massive titties and our kidlets are thin as rails.
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12/01/2012 06:20 AM
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I feel stupid to reply a thread like this, but my observations indicate that men with larger than avarage penis tend to be little bit stupid. It could also be linked into hormonal levels in childhood or something.
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Now that you mention it, in my experience I think you may be on to something!
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what if you have one biggun and one smallun....does that mean you would die half way through living a long life ? hmmm hmmm??
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UNLESS!!!! You get an implant in teh smally, thus EXTENDING YOUR LIFE!!!!!
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I can see this as true. My one bf his mother had about size h breasts and he was smaller there.

above average size like dd or e the son seems to have regular size stuff.


I am average in chest size. However I think my drive is above normal. They attribute it to milk intake as well. High cortisol levels tend to make women want more sex too.

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