My favorite time of the evening is when I go to bed and say my prayers.

When the wife is off the rag and feeling frisky! Man, I blow a load and have that same sleepy drift. I thank her of course :-)

Now I lay me down to sleep...

Do you remember the rest?

Very pious of you...

Now. I have a question. Why would you brag about something like that? Does that not cheapen the relationship you have with your father?

Mathew 6:5
And when you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.

You may have the first part right by not praying in church...but, you just failed in the last. YOU WANT this to be seen by men/women. You WANT them to think that you are "so very close to God."

Be careful...Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins.

That's awesome OP!! I'm sure you get the express lane in heaven!! Me? Well I have dibs on a backhoe, I'm digging my own hole to hell. :(. I am a very bad man.

I agree.