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Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 05:36 AM
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Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
It's true, sharks only go after white people.

1rof1
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12/01/2012 05:40 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
blacks cant swim verycool
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12/01/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
blacks cant swim verycool
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28834526


Or is it because white meat is healthier and lower in cholesterol?

odance
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12/01/2012 05:44 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
It is a class thing. White people have more money to go on vacation in warm climate places, where sharks are more likely to roam.
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12/01/2012 05:46 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Black people don't swim.

DUH
John Doe
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12/01/2012 05:47 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Black people don't swim.

DUH
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2324286


Pretty much.

That and the fact that the press does not care as much (ie South African Abalone poachers taken would not be reported on)
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
could also be black peoples bones are like titanium pretty hard to digest ,white are gump tounge
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
It is a class thing. White people have more money to go on vacation in warm climate places, where sharks are more likely to roam.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Places where Great Whites and Bulls rule:

South Africa
Australia
California

Plenty of blacks there methinks.
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12/01/2012 05:49 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Maybe black people are smart enough not to swim where there are man eating creatures. Hello McFly, anybody home?!
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12/01/2012 05:50 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Because the "Great Black Sharks" are too lazy to get up for work in the morning.
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12/01/2012 06:02 AM

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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
No black people surf. Well, there's a few.
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12/01/2012 06:04 AM

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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
The majority of black people I have met in my life don't swim. I don't know why and I wouldn't try to generalize it to everyone, but there's something to say for them just not getting in the water to begin with. Maybe they know there are sharks in there....
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12/01/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
White people engage in outdoor recreational opportunities more than other races; particularly in the ocean.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/01/2012 06:13 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Because others look like whale turds to them?
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12/01/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
They think blacks are whale shit
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12/01/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Because the sharks know if they swallow a black guy they will instantly get AIDS and a crack addiction.
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12/01/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
No black people surf. Well, there's a few.
 Quoting: TheCartel


The bass player from the band Fishbone does. :-o
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12/01/2012 06:17 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
It's true, sharks only go after white people.

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258659


Because they're so sweet?
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12/01/2012 06:17 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
They see the blood flowing through their skins
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12/01/2012 06:18 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
They taste like Steve.
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12/01/2012 06:19 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Because black people don't like going to the beach.

They are afraid that cats will try to bury them.
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12/01/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
The islands by where I live, they will not or do not go swimming. Better for me, more fish to spear.
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12/01/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
How many black people do you see at the beach? dumbass
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12/01/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
The majority of black people I have met in my life don't swim. I don't know why and I wouldn't try to generalize it to everyone, but there's something to say for them just not getting in the water to begin with. Maybe they know there are sharks in there....
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


What are the odds?

You've met only hydrophobic/galeophobic black people in all your days.
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12/01/2012 06:42 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
white men cant jump , chinese cant drive and blacks cant swim , its common knowledge.
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12/01/2012 06:56 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
white men cant jump , chinese cant drive and blacks cant swim , its common knowledge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15984852


Actually it is true, that they can't swim.

Hips are higher or something, that is why they cannot swim so good, but run like the wind.
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12/01/2012 06:56 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
It's true, sharks only go after white people.

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258659


Most minorities can't swim. Not many pools in the inner city. Link is to this story about a lady who lost her 16yr son to drowning. He drowned when he went to the lake with friends. She just never thought that water woukd be a threat living in the inner city so it didn't cross her mind to make sure he had learned to swim. She setup a fund to help inner city children pay for/ learn to swim. It's inspiring to see her turn a tradegy into something positive.

[link to www.cnn.com]
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12/01/2012 06:57 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
maybe they dont like the taste of hair grease
The Light Under the Door

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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
The majority of black people I have met in my life don't swim. I don't know why and I wouldn't try to generalize it to everyone, but there's something to say for them just not getting in the water to begin with. Maybe they know there are sharks in there....
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


What are the odds?

You've met only hydrophobic/galeophobic black people in all your days.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28798287


They didn't like ice hockey either.
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12/01/2012 06:58 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
Because the "Great Black Sharks" are too lazy to get up for work in the morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2324286


Is it wrong that this made me laugh?
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12/01/2012 06:59 AM
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Re: Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?
SHARKS ARE RACIST!!!!!!1 <-- TRUE!!!!111

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