Why Do Sharks Only Attack White People?

blacks cant swim

Or is it because white meat is healthier and lower in cholesterol?

It is a class thing. White people have more money to go on vacation in warm climate places, where sharks are more likely to roam.

Black people don't swim.

DUH

Pretty much.

That and the fact that the press does not care as much (ie South African Abalone poachers taken would not be reported on)

could also be black peoples bones are like titanium pretty hard to digest ,white are gump

Places where Great Whites and Bulls rule:

South Africa
Australia
California

Plenty of blacks there methinks.

Maybe black people are smart enough not to swim where there are man eating creatures. Hello McFly, anybody home?!

No black people surf. Well, there's a few.

The majority of black people I have met in my life don't swim. I don't know why and I wouldn't try to generalize it to everyone, but there's something to say for them just not getting in the water to begin with. Maybe they know there are sharks in there....

White people engage in outdoor recreational opportunities more than other races; particularly in the ocean.

Because others look like whale turds to them?

They think blacks are whale shit

Because the sharks know if they swallow a black guy they will instantly get AIDS and a crack addiction.

The bass player from the band Fishbone does. :-o

Because they're so sweet?

They see the blood flowing through their skins

They taste like Steve.

Because black people don't like going to the beach.

They are afraid that cats will try to bury them.

The islands by where I live, they will not or do not go swimming. Better for me, more fish to spear.

How many black people do you see at the beach?

What are the odds?

You've met only hydrophobic/galeophobic black people in all your days.

white men cant jump , chinese cant drive and blacks cant swim , its common knowledge.

Actually it is true, that they can't swim.

Hips are higher or something, that is why they cannot swim so good, but run like the wind.

Most minorities can't swim. Not many pools in the inner city. Link is to this story about a lady who lost her 16yr son to drowning. He drowned when he went to the lake with friends. She just never thought that water woukd be a threat living in the inner city so it didn't cross her mind to make sure he had learned to swim. She setup a fund to help inner city children pay for/ learn to swim. It's inspiring to see her turn a tradegy into something positive.

[link to www.cnn.com]

maybe they dont like the taste of hair grease

They didn't like ice hockey either.

Is it wrong that this made me laugh?

SHARKS ARE RACIST!!!!!!1 <-- TRUE!!!!111