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Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told

 
macchoi
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Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told
From my blog: [link to themacchoi.blogspot.ca]
Although this is a work of fiction, I tried to sprinkle some truth in it; I tried to relay some important messages throughout the story. Let me know what you think :)

If anything, it will at least be an entertaining read. Hopefully. haha. Feel free to share it with your loved ones.
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They say all myths are based on truth, and the myth of Santa Claus is no different. Unfortunately, the story that we have been told about Santa is a lie. We have been kept from the TRUTH behind Santa Claus. If you think you can handle the truth, continue reading:

I have reason to believe that Santa Claus was real, and that he was a magical alien from beyond the stars and dimensions...

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As we climb to the top of the Christmas tree we find an Angel, for the taking, or we stay on Earth, we find lots of presents for us under the tree.
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As we climb to the top of the Christmas tree we find an Angel, for the taking, or we stay on Earth, we find lots of presents for us under the tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


ah yes, the angel on a pedestal.
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As we climb to the top of the Christmas tree we find an Angel, for the taking, or we stay on Earth, we find lots of presents for us under the tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


ah yes, the angel on a pedestal.
 Quoting: macchoi


I've walked into a living room to find a pair of knickers & a buzzing dildo on top of the xmas tree... lol.
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I can believe it.
silence is golden
the face of divinity
awe of mana tide
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12/01/2012 08:30 AM
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I can believe it.
 Quoting: Dark Star Evolution


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Cute!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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As we climb to the top of the Christmas tree we find an Angel, for the taking, or we stay on Earth, we find lots of presents for us under the tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


ah yes, the angel on a pedestal.
 Quoting: macchoi


I've walked into a living room to find a pair of knickers & a buzzing dildo on top of the xmas tree... lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14818752


Ha, Ha, seriously, I can't believe how funny you are
macchoi (OP)

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12/01/2012 11:04 AM
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Honestly, I totally expect "santa is an alien" to be on an episode of Ancient Aliens.
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Cute!
 Quoting: Only Me


Thanks! :)
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macchoi (OP)

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How the frank does the blogger come up with the idea Pluto can support highly advanced life ... Stupid.
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That would explain all the stars & shiny globes (planets, UFO's) on the xmas trees.

Makes sense to me.
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12/01/2012 09:18 PM
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How the frank does the blogger come up with the idea Pluto can support highly advanced life ... Stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28837423


it is a know fact that life exists on every planet in the solar system. They just operate on different dimensional planes.
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That would explain all the stars & shiny globes (planets, UFO's) on the xmas trees.

Makes sense to me.
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


the shape of the Christmas tree with the star on top resembles the illuminati pyramid logo with the all seeing eye!
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12/02/2012 06:37 AM
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Re: Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told
Yes ! Satan Claus was once seen pulling a chariot with a couple of deers

and the Sun God Helios was last seen pulling a chariot with Horses

maybe they are both aliens...and maybe they are one and the same.oops2
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12/02/2012 07:25 AM
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[link to www.amanitashop.com]


... the star is a star gate ...
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... the star is a star gate ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27244947


A gate to where ?! spock
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Re: Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told
I urge everybody to spread this story around, through email, other forums, social networks, etc. It's time to change the tradition! It's time to transcend material desire! Don't feed the corporations!--starve them to death! and we will see big changes! :)

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Re: Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told
I urge everybody to spread this story around, through email, other forums, social networks, etc. It's time to change the tradition! It's time to transcend material desire! Don't feed the corporations!--starve them to death! and we will see big changes! :)

banana2
 Quoting: macchoi


Christmas Bump, Here We Go.
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