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I've posted about this before.

In my family, the kids heard of this in school and they are terrified.

I aint going nowhere till i cook my special "Paula Dean super caramelized ham"ON DECEMBER 25TH.

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. DAMN IT.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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✔"Ominous" Orange & Red Moon - Nov 28, 2012

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yeah well when nothing happens and thousands of people still die from being morons, you'll understand the memo a little better.
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Re: What?! Why this article NASA?! !NASA Gives warning about Mayan Apocolypse!!!
I've posted about this before.

In my family, the kids heard of this in school and they are terrified.

I aint going nowhere till i cook my special "Paula Dean super caramelized ham"ON DECEMBER 25TH.

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. DAMN IT.
 Quoting: natasha77


You always make me smile!!!
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[link to cdn2-b.examiner.com]

Our President has been going to announce something to the whole world, but gets bumped by world events.
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NASA warns Mayan apocalypse stories pose threat to frightened children and suicidal teenagers


The National Aeronautics and Space Administration warns that 2012 Mayan apocalypse rumors pose a real-life threat to frightened children and depressive teenagers
Some say they can't eat, or are too worried to sleep, while others say that they are suicidal, according to NASA astrobiologist David Morrison
The apocalypse rumors began with claims that Nibiru, a rogue planet discovered by the Sumerians, will crash into Earth on December 21, killing everyone




Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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They are stoking the fear so the psychic vampires that feed off of human angst will get good and full...
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Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.
Answer (A):The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.


NOTICE that 2013-14 is not mentioned....
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I've posted about this before.

In my family, the kids heard of this in school and they are terrified.

I aint going nowhere till i cook my special "Paula Dean super caramelized ham"ON DECEMBER 25TH.

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. DAMN IT.
 Quoting: natasha77


You always make me smile!!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


5a Life is short, even without the fearmongering for the 21st.

banana2
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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[link to cdn2-b.examiner.com]

Our President has been going to announce something to the whole world, but gets bumped by world events.
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Do tell.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Anyone who believes that the world will end on Dec 21st this year is a nutcase.There I've said it.
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Anyone who believes that the world will end on Dec 21st this year is a nutcase.There I've said it.
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....and then?
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Yes nassa is going bananas ana

"The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012," NASA said on its website.
[link to www.business-standard.com]


They bother way too much about delusional doomtard's rumors, don't you think? putin

or ... WHAT!?!
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Thread: OMG! World won't end on December 21: NASA scientists say NOT AGAIN!
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Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
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Try not to use Daily Mail, they are just like Fox news in America. Propaganda loving tw*ts.

Even so, I'm surprised they've put this article.

bump
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and why create this?. . .

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I was watching that new History Channel show Countdown to the apocolypse last night, and they were talking about Planet X hitting us. That's like the fourth time I seen History Channel talking about it. WTF is up with that, for not being real it's surely getting the air time.
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The key is that 'it's surely getting the air time.' Whatever boost ratings will be put on the air.
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use any news"paper" today and ayou will find the same shit everywhere damned

[link to www.itechpost.com]

[link to abcnews.go.com]

[link to www.theregister.co.uk]


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.... banana2
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NASA is so weird sometimes! Why would they put out an article like that?!?
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Because they ran out of 'warm and fuzzy' things to say about the muzzies and their contributions to humanity.

That is what Obama said their stated mission is now, right?
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and why create this?. . .


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Yep this too!!!
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Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
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NASA did "answer" that several years ago. It was discussed here on GLP that NASA would NOT disclose impending danger to the planet to the public.

Let me see if I can find a thread on it.
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Even the Mayan Elders are insulted about this. They say the WORLD IS NOT ENDING.

JUST A NEW CYCLE.

If i'm not mistaken they have even started a lawsuit because of this fearmongering!!!!!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9870176


Sorry sir/ma'am, but historical writings and traditions far out weigh your position that Nibiru/Destroyer/Planet X/Winged Planet/Brown Dwarf Star, does NOT exist.

It does.

Now, will it show up on 12-21-12? I think not. Will it show up in the future? Historic records say YES.
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nasa is a psyop organisation!

the real nasa is the Division of Space and aeronautics development in the Matrix. (military industrial complex)
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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Re: What?! Why this article NASA?! !NASA Gives warning about Mayan Apocolypse!!!
Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9870176


Sorry sir/ma'am, but historical writings and traditions far out weigh your position that Nibiru/Destroyer/Planet X/Winged Planet/Brown Dwarf Star, does NOT exist.

It does.

Now, will it show up on 12-21-12? I think not. Will it show up in the future? Historic records say YES.
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THE problem is that they don't care about the history


just THEIRstory sheep
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WHY NOT ?

Warned us about 18 months ago we would be hit by a CME or a Flare that would wipe out ALL electrical apparatus, including regular electricity, cell phones and cars ( via chips ) i.e. BACK to 1800s !

THEN the GOOD news; they MIGHT have it fixed in 4-10 YEARS !

TIME IS UP ! Galactic Wave from center of Milky Way Galaxy should hit anytime from December 17 - December 30th. Mayans were GREAT astronomers, as even today, some calculations are only off by seconds, and USED when other info is not available !

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Even the Mayan Elders are insulted about this. They say the WORLD IS NOT ENDING.

JUST A NEW CYCLE.

If i'm not mistaken they have even started a lawsuit because of this fearmongering!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77
The Mayans could care less about any of our calendar dates, months, or years,...there is no such thing as December to the Mayans. The Mayans end their Calendar on an astronomical event...The Galactic Alignment that happens once every 26,000 years PERIOD!!!!!

Don't let anyone throw numbers, dates, or times, the end date was determined by the Mayans at the end of their 4th World...the Galactic Alignment

The Mayans built incredibly precise pyramids and structures without the use of metal tools or the wheel.

The Mayans created a calendar more accurate than any of their time or since.

They also calculated in the Earth's wobble hundreds of years before US astronomers found the wobble in the late 1800's.

They knew more about the Universe than any other civilization...USING THE NAKED EYE ONLY!

No "So Called" Mayans living today built a single pyramid or made any calendars...the Mayans living today are being bullied out of their land and history. Anyone claiming to speak for the Ancient Mayans...does NOT.

The Ancient Mayans wrote their own history in stone PERIOD!

On December 21, 2012 the 4th World will end according to the Mayans, and the 5th World will begin.

[link to www.atlantisquest.com]
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and why create this?. . .


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Yep this too!!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


polar shift fear mongering!

Pole shifting is meerely of a few degress! 33 degree tbh... concidence?

like the south and the north switching... LAWL.

if the center of the planet and the 2 edge of the magnetics poles were to reverse. the planet would crush itself.


So Nasa is full of crap.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9870176


Sorry sir/ma'am, but historical writings and traditions far out weigh your position that Nibiru/Destroyer/Planet X/Winged Planet/Brown Dwarf Star, does NOT exist.

It does.

Now, will it show up on 12-21-12? I think not. Will it show up in the future? Historic records say YES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306067


You cannot prove, nor disprove the existence of a planet like Nibiru.

However what we can safely say is, if it does exist, it is far, far, far, far away. We are in no danger from a planet as such.
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Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.


A better question that they would not answer is:
Q) What is the policy to inform the people of the world of an inpending danger from debris or natural?

Q) Would you tell us the truth in time to react?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9870176


Sorry sir/ma'am, but historical writings and traditions far out weigh your position that Nibiru/Destroyer/Planet X/Winged Planet/Brown Dwarf Star, does NOT exist.

It does.

Now, will it show up on 12-21-12? I think not. Will it show up in the future? Historic records say YES.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306067


You cannot prove, nor disprove the existence of a planet like Nibiru.

However what we can safely say is, if it does exist, it is far, far, far, far away. We are in no danger from a planet as such.
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you don't understand!


IF Nibiru pass by someday we will not be in Danger

we will be SAVED peace
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I believe that. I was thinking about it last night. How did this rumor start? Who exactly started it? The U.S. Government?