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Mayan Glp-Effect thread-Sorry DOOM must be cancelled!

 
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12/01/2012 02:05 PM
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Get in here.
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12/01/2012 02:06 PM

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Re: Mayan Glp-Effect thread-Sorry DOOM must be cancelled!
There was never any Mayan doom to begin with.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/01/2012 02:21 PM
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And churches are the sadest to live with ... On a planet , realy.

So oh also not my idea for a living.


.. Rated as most boring and seriously sad.
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Re: Mayan Glp-Effect thread-Sorry DOOM must be cancelled!
I have come to the conclusion that December 21,2012, should be nothing more than an unusually mild Winter Solstice.

There will be much Spiritual activity, maybe more than on any other Winter Solstice, but let's try to help make it GOOD Spiritual activity.

Are we going to let an ancient Mayan civilization cause panic?

Too late I'm afraid, this date is already causing wide-spread anxiety.

If the definition of GLP-effect = worry, and prayers to avert impending DOOM!, then it is time to get busy. This is an unusually strong prediction and it is being anticipated globally.

TEOTWAWKI is already upon us, and within ourselves to create a new reality. There is no need for destruction. Let those of us who have heard the message of DOOM!, but choose to reject it in favor of a kinder way of change, turn our harbingers of DOOM! into protection for those of us who have no safe place to hide.

Personally, from here on in I hope to spiritually offer all of my anxieties about the up-coming Solstice, towards the weaving-of an invisible blanket of protection that is made out of bubbles that are as strong as diamonds, but lighter than air.

If anyone else would like to donate to the GLP-effect, please DO! Your help is needed at this time.
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12/01/2012 02:24 PM
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Nay-Sayers are welcome. But we also need believers in this thread. You know who you are.

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