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Saturday Joke

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 04:29 PM
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It seems obamacare is placing a tax on aspirin.

You see, it is white and it works...

Please post more jokes, we can all use a little humor with our doom!

dance
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12/01/2012 05:02 PM

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BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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12/01/2012 05:12 PM
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:thatsracist1:
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12/29/2012 08:48 AM
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12/29/2012 08:49 AM
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"Ending It All

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee."

[link to www.jokes.com]
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12/29/2012 08:50 AM
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It seems obamacare is placing a tax on aspirin.

You see, it is white and it works...

Please post more jokes, we can all use a little humor with our doom!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604448


You forgot to add the fact that you have to pick through cotton to get to it.
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12/29/2012 09:19 AM
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"Ending It All

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee."

[link to www.jokes.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31006720


Great!!!!
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