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The Lord is with me, Atheist and Evolutionist come get owned.

 
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I would love to see this pussy in real life and make him piss his pants and cry for jeebus. No god is on your side or even knows of or cares about your existance.

In 100 years there will be new monkeys to replace the ones here now, and no one will ever know or care that you existed or what you did in your sad life.

Come on op, out of all the religions and ideologies you think your jesus is the "right" one. rofl News flash cunt boy they are all figments of feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a life that is without meaning or purpose. You are floating alone on a solitary lump of rock in metal suspended in a sun beam. YOU AIN'T SHIT, YOUR GOD AIN'T SHIT AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE SHIT.
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Loawl`@ Christians supposedly disproving "religious theories" when Christianity cancels out it's own prophets teachings on a daily basis by worshiping and idolizing him.
Feed the hungry, visit the sick, free a captive if he be unjustly confined(kidnapped/enslaved by someone). Assist any person oppressed, whether they're of the Muslim or non-Muslim. - Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)
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What if we don't want ANY belief systems.........
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Then why are you posting on a thread about belief systems?


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Loawl`@ Christians supposedly disproving "religious theories" when Christianity cancels out it's own prophets teachings on a daily basis by worshiping and idolizing him.
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What else should you be doing in relation to the being that created your life?

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I take offense to a couple of things. 1: You say Evolution happens, but you give God credit? How is that disproving a theory. 2. You are misusing the word "theory." A scientific THEORY is supported by facts. Something unsupported by facts is called a "Hypothesis." So your belief that God created evolution is a Hypothesis and not a Theory.
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I want to have a debate OP. I'm an agnostic atheist meaning that I don't believe in God, but I don't believe you can prove either way whether he exists or doesn't, but the evidence is not in your favor. So I'm extending a question of what it is you believe (sect, church, or independent).
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I don't conform to any of these,I'm just a person who believes in Jesus Christ.


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I believe in space ponies
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I take offense to a couple of things. 1: You say Evolution happens, but you give God credit? How is that disproving a theory. 2. You are misusing the word "theory." A scientific THEORY is supported by facts. Something unsupported by facts is called a "Hypothesis." So your belief that God created evolution is a Hypothesis and not a Theory.
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Why take offense to anything? A theory is something that while may be supported by facts,still May or may not be true and isn't proven,because if it was proven, it would be a fact.A hypothesis is a proposition set forth as an explanation,so therefor its not actually an explanation.So then what I'm saying is that god created all things.So Then if things evolve then god created that as well.


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I take offense to a couple of things. 1: You say Evolution happens, but you give God credit? How is that disproving a theory. 2. You are misusing the word "theory." A scientific THEORY is supported by facts. Something unsupported by facts is called a "Hypothesis." So your belief that God created evolution is a Hypothesis and not a Theory.
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Why take offense to anything? A theory is something that while may be supported by facts,still May or may not be true and isn't proven,because if it was proven, it would be a fact.A hypothesis is a proposition set forth as an explanation,so therefor its not actually an explanation.So then what I'm saying is that god created all things.So Then if things evolve then god created that as well.


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If it were proven it would be a law. Like Gravity. The God Hypothesis is not supported by facts, data, other than subjective opinions and writings that have been changed and manipulated over the past 2,000 years. You say you want to criticize an Atheist/Evolutionist theory and then give God credit and claim it for yourself. That is both disingenuous and lazy.

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I would love to see this pussy in real life and make him piss his pants and cry for jeebus. No god is on your side or even knows of or cares about your existance.

In 100 years there will be new monkeys to replace the ones here now, and no one will ever know or care that you existed or what you did in your sad life.

Come on op, out of all the religions and ideologies you think your jesus is the "right" one. rofl News flash cunt boy they are all figments of feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a life that is without meaning or purpose. You are floating alone on a solitary lump of rock in metal suspended in a sun beam. YOU AIN'T SHIT, YOUR GOD AIN'T SHIT AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE SHIT.
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If you saw me in real life,You wouldn't be shooting your big mouth off like that,cause then id probably beat the fucking shit out of you and punch your fucking teeth down your bitch ass throat...Whats wrong? Didn't think i can talk like that because im a christian? Hey I'm also a human being and were not perfect nor can we be.I don't have to wait 100 years, I think the monkeys are already here and one of them is sitting on a computer somewhere talking shit to me right now.I don't have to justify my life,Its already justified because I'm alive. The delicate balance that allows this lump of rock to sustain your useless life is quite extraordinary and a miracle, you should go learn about all of the factors that allow it to be so.In the mean time though you should turn off your computer and night light and climb in bed so mommy can come tuck you in for school tommorow...and you can dream about if you see me in the street oneday, how im gonna make you eat my bible 20 pages at a time. KING JAMES VERSION BITCH! rockon
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will we have to live with negroes, mexicans and chinemen in heaven?
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no you can go to hell
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I take offense to a couple of things. 1: You say Evolution happens, but you give God credit? How is that disproving a theory. 2. You are misusing the word "theory." A scientific THEORY is supported by facts. Something unsupported by facts is called a "Hypothesis." So your belief that God created evolution is a Hypothesis and not a Theory.
 Quoting: A t H e } s t ???


Why take offense to anything? A theory is something that while may be supported by facts,still May or may not be true and isn't proven,because if it was proven, it would be a fact.A hypothesis is a proposition set forth as an explanation,so therefor its not actually an explanation.So then what I'm saying is that god created all things.So Then if things evolve then god created that as well.


alien7
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If it were proven it would be a law. Like Gravity. The God Hypothesis is not supported by facts, data, other than subjective opinions and writings that have been changed and manipulated over the past 2,000 years. You say you want to criticize an Atheist/Evolutionist theory and then give God credit and claim it for yourself. That is both disingenuous and lazy.
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I did not say i want to criticize atheist/evolutionist.I said to disprove it altogether.There's plenty of data to support the bible, You in fact cant disprove a single verse of the bible,no one can.Atheism is impossible in itself, because you simply do not have enough facts about everything involved to say that there is no God.So to be atheist is a physically impossible.You saying that there is no god...Ha that's lazy, There is plenty of facts and evidence for Jesus.Speaking of gravity what is non gravity? Its just the absence of gravity...But however like you said, gravitity is a law.WE know it exist.


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Disprove the countless stories that predate the bible, that is clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense knows the bible is a carbon copy story of those earlier stories? I want to hear how you "reason" with yourself about this?
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Disprove the countless stories that predate the bible, that is clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense knows the bible is a carbon copy story of those earlier stories? I want to hear how you "reason" with yourself about this?
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How do you know someone didn't make up the story, about those stories? Did you know the authors? Have you viewed the original copies of those stories from before 2000 years ago?Have you dated them? Hehm didnt think so...


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Atheist: MMMmmm the force is strong with this one.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA


yoda COME GET SOME!!!
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The false theory of evolution directly contradicts Genesis. Do you believe human beings evolved from bacteria or mold or some other kind of primitive organism? That is pure nonsense.

A Christian would not openly invite attack and set himself up as some kind of guru.
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Disprove the countless stories that predate the bible, that is clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense knows the bible is a carbon copy story of those earlier stories? I want to hear how you "reason" with yourself about this?
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How do you know someone didn't make up the story, about those stories? Did you know the authors? Have you viewed the original copies of those stories from before 2000 years ago?Have you dated them? Hehm didnt think so...


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Is that not the same argument one could make about the bible? Is that not a bit of an oxymoronic statement?

Hey OP where was your god crucified?
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I would love to see this pussy in real life and make him piss his pants and cry for jeebus. No god is on your side or even knows of or cares about your existance.

In 100 years there will be new monkeys to replace the ones here now, and no one will ever know or care that you existed or what you did in your sad life.

Come on op, out of all the religions and ideologies you think your jesus is the "right" one. rofl News flash cunt boy they are all figments of feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a life that is without meaning or purpose. You are floating alone on a solitary lump of rock in metal suspended in a sun beam. YOU AIN'T SHIT, YOUR GOD AIN'T SHIT AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE SHIT.
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If you saw me in real life,You wouldn't be shooting your big mouth off like that,cause then id probably beat the fucking shit out of you and punch your fucking teeth down your bitch ass throat...Whats wrong? Didn't think i can talk like that because im a christian? Hey I'm also a human being and were not perfect nor can we be.I don't have to wait 100 years, I think the monkeys are already here and one of them is sitting on a computer somewhere talking shit to me right now.I don't have to justify my life,Its already justified because I'm alive. The delicate balance that allows this lump of rock to sustain your useless life is quite extraordinary and a miracle, you should go learn about all of the factors that allow it to be so.In the mean time though you should turn off your computer and night light and climb in bed so mommy can come tuck you in for school tommorow...and you can dream about if you see me in the street oneday, how im gonna make you eat my bible 20 pages at a time. KING JAMES VERSION BITCH! rockon
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Please don't judge Christianity based on this person.

Our Lord Christ warned that anyone who would call his brother a fool is in danger of hell fire.

This person is a shill. The Lord rebuke thee.
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*as i patiently await you to google the place, as you don't even know"
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I would love to see this pussy in real life and make him piss his pants and cry for jeebus. No god is on your side or even knows of or cares about your existance.

In 100 years there will be new monkeys to replace the ones here now, and no one will ever know or care that you existed or what you did in your sad life.

Come on op, out of all the religions and ideologies you think your jesus is the "right" one. rofl News flash cunt boy they are all figments of feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a life that is without meaning or purpose. You are floating alone on a solitary lump of rock in metal suspended in a sun beam. YOU AIN'T SHIT, YOUR GOD AIN'T SHIT AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE SHIT.
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Wow, you are really dreaming, aren't you buddy?

Repent now while you still have time.

You do realize one day you will confess Jesus Christ is LORD. I promise you that.

...til then, Repent, it's almost time.
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I take offense to a couple of things. 1: You say Evolution happens, but you give God credit? How is that disproving a theory. 2. You are misusing the word "theory." A scientific THEORY is supported by facts. Something unsupported by facts is called a "Hypothesis." So your belief that God created evolution is a Hypothesis and not a Theory.
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Science cannot explain the super natural.

Even your New Age or Occultists or Satanists buddy's will agree.

Either you're on the fence or not. Wake up, repent and worship Jesus Christ.
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See, most of the time I woud not even waste my precious time on replying to a redundant bullshit post like this, as i see them 100 times a day on here.

But this is my issue, Im not here to bash anyones faith, the problem is very FEW of the christians I know (and i used to be one by the way) take the fucking time to research anything.

If one was to look into the texts we have from the past, in conjunction with our minds, and in contrast compare, and then come to their own conclusions, fine, so be it. I have, and the christ story is a compilation of many stories. It has been twisted and tampered with several times (Council of Nicea, look it up) So that is my issue, not one's faith.

Stop jumping on the bandwagon and use the fucking brain the creator gave you, and use it for fucks sake. We need truth right now, especially now, not some folk lore bullshit story that was set to entrap you. "Hey just have faith, no need to research or question anything, lay back, Jesus will do the rest" Get the fuck out of here already, wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry OP you haven't disproved the theory of evolution. Just attaching Gods name to something doesn't make it so.
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I would love to see this pussy in real life and make him piss his pants and cry for jeebus. No god is on your side or even knows of or cares about your existance.

In 100 years there will be new monkeys to replace the ones here now, and no one will ever know or care that you existed or what you did in your sad life.

Come on op, out of all the religions and ideologies you think your jesus is the "right" one. rofl News flash cunt boy they are all figments of feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a life that is without meaning or purpose. You are floating alone on a solitary lump of rock in metal suspended in a sun beam. YOU AIN'T SHIT, YOUR GOD AIN'T SHIT AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE SHIT.
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If you saw me in real life,You wouldn't be shooting your big mouth off like that,cause then id probably beat the fucking shit out of you and punch your fucking teeth down your bitch ass throat...Whats wrong? Didn't think i can talk like that because im a christian? Hey I'm also a human being and were not perfect nor can we be.I don't have to wait 100 years, I think the monkeys are already here and one of them is sitting on a computer somewhere talking shit to me right now.I don't have to justify my life,Its already justified because I'm alive. The delicate balance that allows this lump of rock to sustain your useless life is quite extraordinary and a miracle, you should go learn about all of the factors that allow it to be so.In the mean time though you should turn off your computer and night light and climb in bed so mommy can come tuck you in for school tommorow...and you can dream about if you see me in the street oneday, how im gonna make you eat my bible 20 pages at a time. KING JAMES VERSION BITCH! rockon
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Please don't judge Christianity based on this person.

Our Lord Christ warned that anyone who would call his brother a fool is in danger of hell fire.

This person is a shill. The Lord rebuke thee.
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I didnt call him a fool, I called him a bitch and a monkey.Ha We are all in danger of hell for worse reasons than this. Christianity is not weakness, it is human.
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See, most of the time I woud not even waste my precious time on replying to a redundant bullshit post like this, as i see them 100 times a day on here.

But this is my issue, Im not here to bash anyones faith, the problem is very FEW of the christians I know (and i used to be one by the way) take the fucking time to research anything.

If one was to look into the texts we have from the past, in conjunction with our minds, and in contrast compare, and then come to their own conclusions, fine, so be it. I have, and the christ story is a compilation of many stories. It has been twisted and tampered with several times (Council of Nicea, look it up) So that is my issue, not one's faith.

Stop jumping on the bandwagon and use the fucking brain the creator gave you, and use it for fucks sake. We need truth right now, especially now, not some folk lore bullshit story that was set to entrap you. "Hey just have faith, no need to research or question anything, lay back, Jesus will do the rest" Get the fuck out of here already, wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You did not even try to make your case here and made huge totally unsubstantiated claims.

'the Christ story is a compilation of many stories'

What stories are you referring to? How have you come to the conclusion that it's a compilation?

The Gosepl are very consistent and there is absolutely nothing to suggest the story was stitched together from other stories.
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What about us satanists? Can we get owned too, please? I spend so much time kissing the dark one's ass that I'd hate to be left out...
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I'm sure you're doing the Lord's work by insulting everyone who doesn't agree with you. Congrats?
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The Lord Jesus Christ is a jewish in hell. God is CHrist. Dumbass
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Disprove the countless stories that predate the bible, that is clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense knows the bible is a carbon copy story of those earlier stories? I want to hear how you "reason" with yourself about this?
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How do you know someone didn't make up the story, about those stories? Did you know the authors? Have you viewed the original copies of those stories from before 2000 years ago?Have you dated them? Hehm didnt think so...


alien7
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Is that not the same argument one could make about the bible? Is that not a bit of an oxymoronic statement?

Hey OP where was your god crucified?
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Sure they can make that argument, but its not a very good one.The word speaks for itself, Its not just a story is The story.i do not know where jesus was crucified,I wasnt there, Were you? The point is that Jesus was crucified,God created us and we uncreated him.


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Disprove the countless stories that predate the bible, that is clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense knows the bible is a carbon copy story of those earlier stories? I want to hear how you "reason" with yourself about this?
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How do you know someone didn't make up the story, about those stories? Did you know the authors? Have you viewed the original copies of those stories from before 2000 years ago?Have you dated them? Hehm didnt think so...


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Is that not the same argument one could make about the bible? Is that not a bit of an oxymoronic statement?

Hey OP where was your god crucified?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23754089


Sure they can make that argument, but its not a very good one.The word speaks for itself, Its not just a story is The story.i do not know where jesus was crucified,I wasnt there, Were you? The point is that Jesus was crucified,God created us and we uncreated him.


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Subjective opinions are not disproving anything: Evolution, Quantum Physics, etc. lmao

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