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The Lord is with me, Atheist and Evolutionist come get owned.

 
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1. How far is heaven from earth ?
2. How far is hell from earth?
2.1 What is the temparature of hell fire ?
3. If a believer rapes a non believer and resulting
fetus is aborted, who goes to heaven and who goes to hel
4. Did Hitler's army go to heaven
4.1 What happened to millions of jew souls after they were tortured in concentration camp ? did they go to hell ?
Is God hitler like ?
5. How will you recognize Jesus after you die ?
6. How will you travel to heaven
7. How will you time pass in heaven ?
8. Is sex, porn allowed in heaven?
9. Is wine/good food allowed in heaven ?
10. If Jesus has forgiven all crime and sins, why the hell is judiciary needed ?
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Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions.
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The Bible does answer most of them, yes.
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Let's see those answers then!
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1. How far is heaven from earth ?
2. How far is hell from earth?
2.1 What is the temparature of hell fire ?
3. If a believer rapes a non believer and resulting
fetus is aborted, who goes to heaven and who goes to hel
4. Did Hitler's army go to heaven
4.1 What happened to millions of jew souls after they were tortured in concentration camp ? did they go to hell ?
Is God hitler like ?
5. How will you recognize Jesus after you die ?
6. How will you travel to heaven
7. How will you time pass in heaven ?
8. Is sex, porn allowed in heaven?
9. Is wine/good food allowed in heaven ?
10. If Jesus has forgiven all crime and sins, why the hell is judiciary needed ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28891800


Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions.
pope
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The Bible does answer most of them, yes.
 Quoting: - 1547099


Let's see those answers then!
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Right!
1. Far!
2. Not quite so far.
3. The investigating officer
4. No, it was too far...
4.1 No, they opened up businesses in a celestial mall
5. He's the longhaired dude in the white dress and has holes in his hands and feet.
6. My travel agent is still getting back to me on this.
7. Timing a pass can be achieved using a swiss made pass timer.
8. Yes, but it's pixelated.
9. Yes, but it all tastes like marshmallows
10. Eternity is a long time to sit around doing fuckall!

Amen(tal patient)
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Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions.
pope
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The Bible does answer most of them, yes.
 Quoting: - 1547099


Let's see those answers then!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28936389


Right!
1. Far!
2. Not quite so far.
3. The investigating officer
4. No, it was too far...
4.1 No, they opened up businesses in a celestial mall
5. He's the longhaired dude in the white dress and has holes in his hands and feet.
6. My travel agent is still getting back to me on this.
7. Timing a pass can be achieved using a swiss made pass timer.
8. Yes, but it's pixelated.
9. Yes, but it all tastes like marshmallows
10. Eternity is a long time to sit around doing fuckall!

Amen(tal patient)
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mocking Jesus will make you burn in hell forever.
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12/03/2012 10:22 AM
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I got a better idea, what say you show us any of its true without showing the slaves and the mining operation in progress?

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