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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28936389 United States 12/03/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. How far is heaven from earth ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28891800 2. How far is hell from earth? 2.1 What is the temparature of hell fire ? 3. If a believer rapes a non believer and resulting fetus is aborted, who goes to heaven and who goes to hel 4. Did Hitler's army go to heaven 4.1 What happened to millions of jew souls after they were tortured in concentration camp ? did they go to hell ? Is God hitler like ? 5. How will you recognize Jesus after you die ? 6. How will you travel to heaven 7. How will you time pass in heaven ? 8. Is sex, porn allowed in heaven? 9. Is wine/good food allowed in heaven ? 10. If Jesus has forgiven all crime and sins, why the hell is judiciary needed ? Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions. The Bible does answer most of them, yes. Let's see those answers then! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28969270 South Africa 12/03/2012 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. How far is heaven from earth ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28891800 2. How far is hell from earth? 2.1 What is the temparature of hell fire ? 3. If a believer rapes a non believer and resulting fetus is aborted, who goes to heaven and who goes to hel 4. Did Hitler's army go to heaven 4.1 What happened to millions of jew souls after they were tortured in concentration camp ? did they go to hell ? Is God hitler like ? 5. How will you recognize Jesus after you die ? 6. How will you travel to heaven 7. How will you time pass in heaven ? 8. Is sex, porn allowed in heaven? 9. Is wine/good food allowed in heaven ? 10. If Jesus has forgiven all crime and sins, why the hell is judiciary needed ? Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions. The Bible does answer most of them, yes. Let's see those answers then! Right! 1. Far! 2. Not quite so far. 3. The investigating officer 4. No, it was too far... 4.1 No, they opened up businesses in a celestial mall 5. He's the longhaired dude in the white dress and has holes in his hands and feet. 6. My travel agent is still getting back to me on this. 7. Timing a pass can be achieved using a swiss made pass timer. 8. Yes, but it's pixelated. 9. Yes, but it all tastes like marshmallows 10. Eternity is a long time to sit around doing fuckall! Amen(tal patient) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1744104 United States 12/03/2012 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251597 Looks like OP got owned as he is unable to answer these questions. The Bible does answer most of them, yes. Let's see those answers then! Right! 1. Far! 2. Not quite so far. 3. The investigating officer 4. No, it was too far... 4.1 No, they opened up businesses in a celestial mall 5. He's the longhaired dude in the white dress and has holes in his hands and feet. 6. My travel agent is still getting back to me on this. 7. Timing a pass can be achieved using a swiss made pass timer. 8. Yes, but it's pixelated. 9. Yes, but it all tastes like marshmallows 10. Eternity is a long time to sit around doing fuckall! Amen(tal patient) mocking Jesus will make you burn in hell forever. |
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