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How NOT to kill a huge spider

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 01:12 AM
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Re: How NOT to kill a huge spider
I was like this guy has a nice house and hes like "MOOOOM"
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probably the typical guy on glp
fatstogie etc
lol
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Some of us DO have nice homes.. babe.
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12/02/2012 01:28 AM
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Re: How NOT to kill a huge spider
But but ...it was just a baby spider..how could you
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12/02/2012 03:08 AM

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OK...if it was Spokane, it was likely a Hobo Spider. Those things are nasty, and whereas I will put bugs I find indoors outdoors without killing them, Hobo Spiders and Yellowjackets are another story.

I spotted one of those nasty big Hobos one day upon emerging from the shower. Now, these spiders aren't huge, but they do have an ugly set of fangs on them. Think Dracula with footlong fangs. Now...the fucker saw me and scampered under the counter. I cautiously peeked underneath and it was positioned in such a way that if I tried to smack it with anything, it would split into the woodwork before I got close.

Intuition prevailed. I dried off and got a heavy-duty rubber band from the junk drawer. I zeroed in, pulled 'er back, and TWWWWAAAANGGG! Spider exploded on impact. Its fangs, head (the part with its 8 eyes) and two front legs dropped to the ground.

Victory is MINE!!
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12/02/2012 11:09 PM

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Re: How NOT to kill a huge spider
OK...if it was Spokane, it was likely a Hobo Spider. Those things are nasty, and whereas I will put bugs I find indoors outdoors without killing them, Hobo Spiders and Yellowjackets are another story.

I spotted one of those nasty big Hobos one day upon emerging from the shower. Now, these spiders aren't huge, but they do have an ugly set of fangs on them. Think Dracula with footlong fangs. Now...the fucker saw me and scampered under the counter. I cautiously peeked underneath and it was positioned in such a way that if I tried to smack it with anything, it would split into the woodwork before I got close.

Intuition prevailed. I dried off and got a heavy-duty rubber band from the junk drawer. I zeroed in, pulled 'er back, and TWWWWAAAANGGG! Spider exploded on impact. Its fangs, head (the part with its 8 eyes) and two front legs dropped to the ground.

Victory is MINE!!
 Quoting: Hardwired


What, no video???? I died laughing when I read this! I'm getting an arsenal of rubber bands at the ready!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!
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