How NOT to kill a huge spider

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Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

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Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do.

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Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do.

Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!

"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”

Jack of all trades master of none
"shall not be infringed."
BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV
I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to.
The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both.

Jack of all trades master of none
"shall not be infringed."
BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV
I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to.
The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both.