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Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?

 
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12/02/2012 01:32 AM
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12/02/2012 01:38 AM
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no, Christians can NOT be saved

until they stop being christians......
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12/02/2012 01:51 AM
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The Christain Prison System aka Gladiator School. Stupid Puritan creepo fucks so hellbent on punishment when 90% in there are either slow, mentally ill, or have an addiction to drugs that the US Gubs brought in. You are an evil society and do need to be punished just as you have punished all others. I so hope some ET fuckers come here and wreak fucking on havoc on the US. If the ET's don't come it will be so fucking funny when those Muslim Bros. come calling. too bad fuck tards, you set up a system to entrap people to fail and now they are going to come back on you. Yuppie egos, but they are now old and wanting to retire from the hell the created. Too bad you fucks, you fucked it up so that you cannot retire as you thought you would. You will be poor and starving while those you laughed at thrive.
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12/02/2012 01:59 AM
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only if you poop out the cum and douche correctly
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12/02/2012 02:45 AM
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Fools, you do not know the power of the Lord nor the scriptures.
They would turn into ashes before even one hair falls from my head, for what can a man do to me when God is with me?
Nice try to mock Christians, but you fail.
Btw most "Christians" these days are hypocrites, so i wouldn't be surprised when the Lord abandons some hypocrite.
Their sins have separated them from the Lord.
Judethz
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12/02/2012 02:54 AM

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Come judgement day, will Jesus cast him out for being a sodomite.

Prison Rape is a serious crime and much of it goes unreported in the mainstream media.
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indoorx Your so friggin stooooopid, why don't you go and play on the freeway.
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12/02/2012 03:50 AM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
Wouldnt it depend on who the raper was?
I mean if raped by a Nation of Islam MoFo you would have unsaved muslim satan worshipping sperm up your azz....and thats just an abomination so I think you are fucked...no pun intended.

If it was a jewish raper the sperm should be kosher so all is good

if its an aryan nation type its christian sperm so you are not defiled as much,and just acting contrite and a bath should fix you up.

a yakuza raper,well odds are the little guys dick wouldnt be large enough to penetrate so all you have to do is wipe it off.

So if you want to maintain your place in heaven its probably best to learn Japanesse.

For those of you who do not see it-the above was a joke.
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12/02/2012 03:52 AM
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Come judgement day, will Jesus cast him out for being a sodomite.

Prison Rape is a serious crime and much of it goes unreported in the mainstream media.
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:indoorx: Your so friggin stooooopid, why don't you go and play on the freeway.
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and Judethz dont pan than photo down--least we all lust to sodomize that wench.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 03:58 AM
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That's like asking if someone can be saved after a prostate exam.
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Yes, and this is way I've been putting off my annual medical exam...I want to go to heaven!
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 07:42 PM
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That's like asking if someone can be saved after a prostate exam.
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Yes, and this is way I've been putting off my annual medical exam...I want to go to heaven!
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Ya better not go poop either...that can be misconstrued as an autoerotic response by some catholic priests.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 07:47 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
Unless he has two witnesses that testify they heard him scream then he wanted it.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 08:06 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
No,he's still fucked.

(j/k but it was too easy)
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12/02/2012 09:50 PM
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Yes, as long as he doesn't arch his back and point his toes.
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cruise
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scream
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
What's a "Christian" doing in prison?
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 06:52 PM
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What's a "Christian" doing in prison?
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Visiting all the priests.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
going to the BIG HOUSE soon and youre worried about all the HETROsexual men that might try and rape you?

you watch too many movies and if your "god" is so petty that you have to ask that question....

theres your answer...

5a
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going to the BIG HOUSE soon and youre worried about all the HETROsexual men that might try and rape you?

you watch too many movies and if your "god" is so petty that you have to ask that question....

theres your answer...

5a
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WHAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!

your God----!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD.

to all creation--the entire universe and all unknown dimensions!!!!

that means you to fella!!!!


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12/03/2012 10:55 PM
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What's a "Christian" doing in prison?
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banana2
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12/03/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
NO, jezuz will cast you to hell for being a sodomite. It doesn´t matter the circunstances.
Besides a Xtian has not business in jail, if you are there you are a sinner and a criminal.
Have a nice day.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:07 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
Sodomy is a highly effective birth control method practiced by many heterosexual couples within the confines of a loving committed relationship.

Are these people Sodomites destined for hell fire and eternal judgement?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410


Having sex with sheep is also a highly effective form of birth control.
But God will forgive you I'm sure.
The sheep may not.
Gee these theolological questions are tricky eh bro?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/03/2012 11:15 PM
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Lots of Christians are in prison.

Many churches run a prison outreach. There are pastors that have prison missions. Most Prisons have access to reading materials including the Bible.

Not to mention practicing Christians can go to jail for any number of reasons. Christians can be arrested for protesting at Abortion Clinics for example, blocking access to a clinic carries a maximum 1 year in federal prison if convicted.
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12/03/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
Does Jesus permit me to beat my attacker to death with a metal pipe if someone tries to rape me in prison?

Is the sin of failing to defend myself with deadly force make me a sodomite in the eyes of Jesus if I get raped?
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: Can a Christian be Saved if he gets Sodomized in Prison against his will?
The Apostle Paul was a murderer, Jesus saved him. Jesus can save anybody.

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