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Kidnapping hot babes should be a constitutionnally protected right

 
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12/02/2012 12:18 AM
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The cavemen did it all the time and their civilization prospered. If the cavemen can do it, why can't we ?

I think cavemen had a superior understanding of sexuality than we do today. Sexuality is really all about ownership, it's about claiming possession over something. The cavemwen just took the women an went with it.

This should not only be recognized as morally correct, but it should also become the standard bearer of constituional legitimacy in human sexual relations.
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12/02/2012 12:19 AM
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I hope you dick gets bitten off by a rabid raccoon.
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Troll.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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cruise
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/02/2012 12:24 AM
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your balls are going to shrivel up and die. after you get gang raped by a pack of gay mosies. just before your wife leaves you for another woman.
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12/02/2012 12:27 AM
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Barney Frank & David Wilcock are going to jerk off and cum in your face. after stretch Pelosi naked,kicks you in the balls 100 times.
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12/02/2012 12:29 AM

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I would tweak it a little...

Chloroform, creepy vehicles, and Nu-bondage/strangulation/torture should also be involved, but I think everyone involved should be able to return to work on Monday morning without having a lot of explaining to do.

Finally some good posts coming out of Japan!

axnana

Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 12/02/2012 12:30 AM
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12/05/2012 07:57 PM
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bump
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12/05/2012 07:59 PM
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we'll keep an eye on you!
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12/05/2012 08:03 PM
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ya that happened to me um. um loved it
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12/05/2012 08:06 PM
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ya I'm th hippy chick, ya he kidnapped me ya the sex was/is wild

too bad he is soooo locked in the box
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12/05/2012 08:22 PM
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Great, go live in a cave, wear animal skins even in the freezing cold, have to hunt for your own food and communicate with grunts since cavemen are so superior. Until then, stfu.
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12/05/2012 08:28 PM
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Great, go live in a cave, wear animal skins even in the freezing cold, have to hunt for your own food and communicate with grunts since cavemen are so superior. Until then, stfu.
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Why did cavemen drag women by the hair instead of by their feet?



So they wouldn't fill up with dirt.

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