Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,552 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 250,117
Pageviews Today: 382,994Threads Today: 116Posts Today: 1,593
02:51 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?

 
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith

User ID: 1503533
United States
12/02/2012 11:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Last year my son was riding at Saint Judes Rodeo. The lady at the concessions stand need ice, so I ran to the store. I was sitting at the light and this asshole illegal in a semi blew the light.

He was head right for me at about 70MPH, head on against my pickup, my thoughts as he was barreling right toward me...

"Well shit, so this is how it ends."

At that second, the God of Our Universe, the energy that binds us, bailed me out! The guy swerved, clipped my mirror, and ran up on the curb. across the road hitting a power pole.

Again, I was a split second from the end (not the first time mind you) and I was completely serene. Just a feeling of, "Ah damn it, I'm never gonna see my wife, my son, my family again."
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith

User ID: 1503533
United States
12/02/2012 11:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
BTW, I don't fear death. I just want to be around for my wife and son. I fear debilitation far, far, far more. Death is a part of life. It sucks, but it's gonna happen...one of these days.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
XMonkey

User ID: 28540877
United States
12/02/2012 11:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Banana!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28917480
Philippines
12/02/2012 12:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
while being electrocuted i was like
"Oh man this sucks"
Luckily my sister was there and pulled off the plug5a
andawg221

User ID: 28917234
United States
12/02/2012 12:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
I've always wondered if the "light at the end of the tunnel" is actually the light of the delivery room as we are being re-born out of the vaginal canal.... The removal of a baby from it's embryonic fluids and sac would be similar to a hard drive going through some magnetic machine wiping the hard drive clean.. But there are always "ghosts in the machine" like memories that aren't fully gone. Some people can actually "data mine" and bring back a couple faded memories....


Just a thought

But my last thought would be "shit, I haven't seen enough yet"
 Quoting: Smashy76


That's an interesting thought.

But hopefully that's not true. Being a child sucked!
Anonymous
User ID: 27172748
United States
12/02/2012 01:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Dam, I shouldn't have let her do that"!
Thor's Hamster

User ID: 1248699
United States
12/02/2012 01:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
I really do hope I get to see what goes on after I die, like the looks on people's faces.

The reason for this, is because when I die, I want my corpse to be dressed in a superman costume and thrown out a plane.

Judge me all you want, we're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
 Quoting: Smashy76


cruise
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

User ID: 1248699
United States
12/02/2012 01:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Why did they cancel Jericho?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21425114


LOL!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
DaddysGirl

User ID: 28631581
United States
12/02/2012 01:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
************FINALLY!!!! It's time to Go HOME!!! Yippee!!!****************hfhfhf
~Spaze*Man~

User ID: 28852200
United States
12/02/2012 07:23 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Not looking forward to it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12325787
12/02/2012 07:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Damn! All that bullshit about Mayan apocalypse on December 21st was TRUE!!!! Damn it!!"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28668328
United States
12/02/2012 07:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
My thoughts will be " I can't move my arms or legs, and I can't breathe.... oh god... I am dying. My brain is shutting down. I can't breathe... help me... I can't move... I am dying. It is growing gray and dark. Help me. I want to live. I love you my wife... and my sisters and my mom... and my dad. I am dying. I just want another minute. I want to say goodbye. I can't move my lips and I can't talk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28749857


I wonder if people who resist death the strongest, or who die horribly with great levels of terror or anger, or misery, are the ones most likely to come back as ghosts?
Earth Daughter

User ID: 28948241
United States
12/02/2012 07:33 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Time for another adventure."
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 13303660
United States
12/02/2012 07:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
At least I warned as many as people I could. Time to face judgement
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28668328
United States
12/02/2012 07:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
I fear debilitation far, far, far more.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


Same here.

I'd also fear life if I were stuck in the existence of someone born into a violent, shitty trashy family, living in a trailer park, some ghetto, or a crappy place in Haiti or Bangladesh.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22022484
United States
12/02/2012 07:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Well this blows" comes to mind.

skull_fing
 Quoting: Bentleysports


muaha
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22022484
United States
12/02/2012 07:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Time for another adventure."
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


rockon
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26196597
United States
12/02/2012 07:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
I will feel happy, because it has been free from paying taxes :)
krag

User ID: 28286516
United States
12/02/2012 08:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Let's get it on.
Nobody gets paid to tell the truth
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26816346
United States
12/02/2012 09:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"Hey, that SOB is in my lane!!! Move over asshole!"
0112358

User ID: 24381148
United States
12/02/2012 09:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
"damn you chemtrails!"
Bentleysports (OP)

User ID: 28560283
United States
12/02/2012 11:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
What about - "I'm not ready to die!"
Esoteric Morgan
...in awe of many things

User ID: 26943919
United States
12/03/2012 12:28 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Well, if my two sons are not with me at that time, and especially if I can not be in contact with them, I will be hoping that they were alright, and able to meet up at one of our pre-determined areas to stay as family.

Unfortunately, as many of you would understand, there are variables which could make Plan A and Plan B moot points. Should that occur, i can not know if Son A would be able to find Son B. it could take a long time to 'meet' up as we had hoped. Son A, the eldest, has some disabilities which could cause Son B to view his older brother as a fatal liability...which is a true enough assessment.

THIS WOULD BE MY DYING THOUGHT. Could they BOTH survive, together.

The younger one has not taken the time to realize how "Yoda" his brother has become. The disabled one is a seer full of sharp wisdom, while the 22 year-old naturally thinks he has superior abilities. To me, this is a dangerous mix.

The possibility that they NEVER DO hook up is something I'm gravely aware of.

It sucks. I only hope that they will not lose each other forever.

As for me...I've had a lot of fun in my life...more than either of them could/would ever aspire to. So, my dying wish would be that they raise the bar. Unfortunately, at this point in his life, the young one does not understand the TRUE meaning of wisdom.


Such is life. So be it...but, I hope not.

============

Last Edited by Esoteric Morgan on 12/03/2012 12:29 AM
Bentleysports (OP)

User ID: 28560283
United States
12/03/2012 12:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Well, if my two sons are not with me at that time, and especially if I can not be in contact with them, I will be hoping that they were alright, and able to meet up at one of our pre-determined areas to stay as family.

Unfortunately, as many of you would understand, there are variables which could make Plan A and Plan B moot points. Should that occur, i can not know if Son A would be able to find Son B. it could take a long time to 'meet' up as we had hoped. Son A, the eldest, has some disabilities which could cause Son B to view his older brother as a fatal liability...which is a true enough assessment.

THIS WOULD BE MY DYING THOUGHT. Could they BOTH survive, together.

The younger one has not taken the time to realize how "Yoda" his brother has become. The disabled one is a seer full of sharp wisdom, while the 22 year-old naturally thinks he has superior abilities. To me, this is a dangerous mix.

The possibility that they NEVER DO hook up is something I'm gravely aware of.

It sucks. I only hope that they will not lose each other forever.

As for me...I've had a lot of fun in my life...more than either of them could/would ever aspire to. So, my dying wish would be that they raise the bar. Unfortunately, at this point in his life, the young one does not understand the TRUE meaning of wisdom.


Such is life. So be it...but, I hope not.

============
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


I'm the oldest and my mother echoes similar sentiments.
Esoteric Morgan
...in awe of many things

User ID: 26943919
United States
12/03/2012 01:29 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Well, if my two sons are not with me at that time, and especially if I can not be in contact with them, I will be hoping that they were alright, and able to meet up at one of our pre-determined areas to stay as family.

Unfortunately, as many of you would understand, there are variables which could make Plan A and Plan B moot points. Should that occur, i can not know if Son A would be able to find Son B. it could take a long time to 'meet' up as we had hoped. Son A, the eldest, has some disabilities which could cause Son B to view his older brother as a fatal liability...which is a true enough assessment.

THIS WOULD BE MY DYING THOUGHT. Could they BOTH survive, together.

The younger one has not taken the time to realize how "Yoda" his brother has become. The disabled one is a seer full of sharp wisdom, while the 22 year-old naturally thinks he has superior abilities. To me, this is a dangerous mix.

The possibility that they NEVER DO hook up is something I'm gravely aware of.

It sucks. I only hope that they will not lose each other forever.

As for me...I've had a lot of fun in my life...more than either of them could/would ever aspire to. So, my dying wish would be that they raise the bar. Unfortunately, at this point in his life, the young one does not understand the TRUE meaning of wisdom.


Such is life. So be it...but, I hope not.
i
============
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


I'm the oldest and my mother echoes similar sentiments.
 Quoting: Bentleysports


WE UNDERSTAND more than we get credit for: 'their loss.'

I'm also the eldest of four born, born over a twenty year span. In my youth, I was held to be the 'black sheep' because I was the free thinker.

Essentially, I'm damned since they thought I was whatever they thought, but, still damned this point...because they don't know how to make up for their misconceptions. Go figure.

Last Edited by Esoteric Morgan on 12/03/2012 01:36 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26836006
United States
12/03/2012 01:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
Well fuck this diet!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26836006
United States
12/03/2012 01:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
My thoughts will be " I can't move my arms or legs, and I can't breathe.... oh god... I am dying. My brain is shutting down. I can't breathe... help me... I can't move... I am dying. It is growing gray and dark. Help me. I want to live. I love you my wife... and my sisters and my mom... and my dad. I am dying. I just want another minute. I want to say goodbye. I can't move my lips and I can't talk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28749857


I wonder if people who resist death the strongest, or who die horribly with great levels of terror or anger, or misery, are the ones most likely to come back as ghosts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28668328


If you come back as a ghost...you ain't back yet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26836006
United States
12/03/2012 01:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?

Probably "ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHH......" because I have a feeling I wont die pretty.


This is the best...I laughed so hard I peed myself.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 11692446
United States
12/03/2012 02:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
the final sound a gun?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26836006
United States
12/03/2012 02:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What do you think your last thought will be right before you die?
I really hope the afterlife is conscious enough for us to see/feel like we do now. And understand.
Instead of just some black mush without perception.
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


I did have the experience. I was waiting for surgery and had a few moments to think about the fact that I might not wake up. (The doctor was actually having a smoke in the hall) I dreaded not seeing my husband again. I hurt that he would not have me to take care of him.

Then, during the surgery...I did die...all on record! I remember being up in the air and looking at myself...with very little remorse. All I wanted to do was get the hell away from that body and out the damn door. The people working on me were having a bad time of it...tools were dropping on the floor...yelling etc. But I heard nothing. The door kept opening but I could not get out of the room. I did not care a bit about my family. I had the general understanding that they were all going to be fine. Everything was going to be fine. I had no feelings of missing them at all! I was happy, but could not get out of the room.

It even crossed my mind that I was a spirit and could go through walls...but I could not. When I came to...I was holding my breath as hard as I could. I felt the cold heavy weight pull me into itself. The nurses were slapping me and telling me to breath. I cried, but not at the pain or fear. I cried because I was forced to come back inside that hunk of cold, hard, heavy, flesh.

Later they came to my room with a portable x-ray unit to check everything they said. I did not want them to move me and demanded to know why. One confessed they had lost a "towel clip" and were afraid it was still in me. I told them where it was. It had dropped to the floor and skittered across the base board and landed upright against the leg of a table. A girl went to see and returned with the clip. We went through the usual "how did you know" crap but I saw it happen and they just had to face that fact.
I have never feared death again. I am also happy when I hear of someone who died. I am happy for them. It happened again years later in about my 6th surgery...but that is another story. offtopic

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!