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Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!

 
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Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
How do I know this?

Well, I have a personal relationship with it!
It hears my prayers, prescribes what I can and can't do and it sent its son to earth in the form of a moss covered rock in the Scottish Highlands.

It talks to me and I to it.

It demands ten percent of my income and that I stroke its flagging ego by telling it how wonderful it is.
If I don't do what it says, then when I die I'll end up in a terrible place where tiny microbes will slowly devour me over a 10 million year period.

If I do stick to the rules then I get to sit on a really comfy rock for eternity, with a frontrow seat at the 'being eaten slowly by microbes' show.

So really, there is NO excuse to not believe in evolution...

dance
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
Slurp
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
Slurp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27901966


Blasphemy!!!! tounge
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
cambells
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
cambells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-)
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
cambells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-)
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lmaoCowbell

All hail the rocks and soup.dance
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
bump for soupy religion!
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12/02/2012 03:01 AM
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
why couldn't it be a primordial cupcake? i don't like soup.
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
cambells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-)
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lmaoCowbell

All hail the rocks and soup.dance
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And fear the evil flesh devouring microbes!
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
why couldn't it be a primordial cupcake? i don't like soup.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28835855


You're questioning religious doctrine you Microbinist bastard! But I do agree...
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
cambells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-)
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lmaoCowbell

All hail the rocks and soup.dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


And fear the evil flesh devouring microbes!
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Ohh Atom!
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12/02/2012 04:34 AM
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
soup sandwich
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12/02/2012 06:42 AM
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
soup sandwich
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Tasty shitsandwich...
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12/02/2012 06:56 AM

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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
croutons?
There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
I would like to try the first soup. I mean if this is where all other soup came from, then it has got to be good. Got the recipe?
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12/02/2012 08:10 AM
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
I would like to try the first soup. I mean if this is where all other soup came from, then it has got to be good. Got the recipe?
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Recipe? Jesus Christ!! Who do you think I am...God??? hehe
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
croutons?
 Quoting: Possum


You mean those little dingleberries that make soup look like vomit? hiding
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Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
NO SOUP FOR YOU! LOL

There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
Albert Einstein
The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there.
Stigmata

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