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Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! |
tardrat User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! How do I know this? Well, I have a personal relationship with it! It hears my prayers, prescribes what I can and can't do and it sent its son to earth in the form of a moss covered rock in the Scottish Highlands. It talks to me and I to it. It demands ten percent of my income and that I stroke its flagging ego by telling it how wonderful it is. If I don't do what it says, then when I die I'll end up in a terrible place where tiny microbes will slowly devour me over a 10 million year period. If I do stick to the rules then I get to sit on a really comfy rock for eternity, with a frontrow seat at the 'being eaten slowly by microbes' show. So really, there is NO excuse to not believe in evolution... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27901966 United States 12/02/2012 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! Slurp |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! Slurp
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27901966 Blasphemy!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202778 United States 12/02/2012 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! cambells |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! cambells
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202778 United States 12/02/2012 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! cambells
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28888125 Cowbell All hail the rocks and soup. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! for soupy religion! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28835855 Australia 12/02/2012 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! why couldn't it be a primordial cupcake? i don't like soup. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! cambells
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28888125 Cowbell All hail the rocks and soup. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 And fear the evil flesh devouring microbes! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28888125 South Africa 12/02/2012 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
why couldn't it be a primordial cupcake? i don't like soup.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28835855 You're questioning religious doctrine you Microbinist bastard! But I do agree... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202778 United States 12/02/2012 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! cambells
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 No, no bells! We strike a hollow rock on Thursday's instead ;-) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28888125 Cowbell All hail the rocks and soup. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778 And fear the evil flesh devouring microbes! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28888125 Ohh Atom! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24535335 United States 12/02/2012 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! soup sandwich |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28904010 South Africa 12/02/2012 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! soup sandwich
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24535335 Tasty shitsandwich... |
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Possum
User ID: 28836208 Australia 12/02/2012 06:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! croutons? There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness. Dalai Lama Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. Albert Einstein The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there. Stigmata |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27162552 United States 12/02/2012 07:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! I would like to try the first soup. I mean if this is where all other soup came from, then it has got to be good. Got the recipe? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28904010 South Africa 12/02/2012 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'!
I would like to try the first soup. I mean if this is where all other soup came from, then it has got to be good. Got the recipe?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162552 Recipe? Jesus Christ!! Who do you think I am...God??? hehe |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28904010 South Africa 12/02/2012 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! croutons?
Quoting: Possum You mean those little dingleberries that make soup look like vomit? |
Possum
User ID: 29167781 Australia 12/06/2012 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Humans evolved from a 'primordial soup'! NO SOUP FOR YOU! LOL There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness. Dalai Lama Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. Albert Einstein The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there. Stigmata |
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