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My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?

 
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My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I just realized that the little calendar in the back of my Bank of America checkbook ends with July 2013. Is there a reason for this? There are 2 blank pages that follow, so I know there was room to print more calendars.

What does BOA know that they aren't telling us... or are they? I'm wondering if that if this is some sort of secretive heroic effort on their part to try and convey to their cherished customer base that the end is truly near.

If that is the case, thank you BOA.
Thank you.

No sense in waiting to the last minute. I'm off to purchase a generator, bottled water, and more bugout gear.

I think I'll wait until June to bring in the tomato plants.
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12/02/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Here's what I would do. Take out a huge loan and tell them you will pay in one year...wink wink.
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I just realized that the little calendar in the back of my Bank of America checkbook ends with July 2013. Is there a reason for this? There are 2 blank pages that follow, so I know there was room to print more calendars.

What does BOA know that they aren't telling us... or are they? I'm wondering if that if this is some sort of secretive heroic effort on their part to try and convey to their cherished customer base that the end is truly near.

If that is the case, thank you BOA.
Thank you.

No sense in waiting to the last minute. I'm off to purchase a generator, bottled water, and more bugout gear.

I think I'll wait until June to bring in the tomato plants.
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Yes!!!!!
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12/02/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Worried? Hell yeah!
They are not giving calanders out again till December.
You are caught in a vortex of some kind
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12/02/2012 08:14 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You should be worried about using Bank of America. How many times have they needed to be bailed out now?
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12/02/2012 08:16 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I don't know about worried, but excited, Yes!
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12/02/2012 08:31 AM
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This is a joke right? Stupid Post. Get it together man.
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12/02/2012 08:34 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Go in May/June and get the next 18-month calendar.
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12/02/2012 08:40 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I just realized that the little calendar in the back of my Bank of America checkbook ends with July 2013. Is there a reason for this? There are 2 blank pages that follow, so I know there was room to print more calendars.

What does BOA know that they aren't telling us... or are they? I'm wondering if that if this is some sort of secretive heroic effort on their part to try and convey to their cherished customer base that the end is truly near.

If that is the case, thank you BOA.
Thank you.

No sense in waiting to the last minute. I'm off to purchase a generator, bottled water, and more bugout gear.

I think I'll wait until June to bring in the tomato plants.
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I'm a printer.....printing has gotten so very expensive in the last few months (happy I never need to have anything printed....could not afford it)I see a lot of customers cutting corners.....LOL...all but Carter Mario law firm.....holy shit....he prints more and more,,,,,looks like business is good!!
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
...obviously a cost cutting measure for the coming fiscal cliff.
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You need one of these. . .

calendar
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Hah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All i get from my bank is threats ,and you gets a calender ,i asked mine for a few bucks for a week and you would think i asked em for a million,maybe its a secret personal code from the bank manager too you 5a
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12/02/2012 08:59 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I once had a calendar that stopped in December 1979, I am suprised we are still here.
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12/02/2012 08:59 AM

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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

calendar
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Don't get him started...1doh1
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12/02/2012 09:00 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
I once had a calendar that stopped in December 1979, I am suprised we are still here.
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You too?

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12/02/2012 09:09 AM
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paranoid post wow
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12/02/2012 09:11 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Makes sense, since the Apocalypse will happen in the first half of 2013...


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12/02/2012 09:17 AM
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scan calendar or it's fake pigchef
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12/02/2012 09:20 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

:calendar:
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Yeah, OP is Russ !!
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12/02/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

:calendar:
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Don't get him started...1doh1
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Russ's posts are great, you just need to smoke a few joints before reading them, he's brilliant.

Love the pic LOL
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

calendar
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Don't get him started...1doh1
 Quoting: Justalittlebad


lmao
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12/02/2012 09:33 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

:calendar:
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Don't get him started...1doh1
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Russ has an alert engine that hits his shock collar if there are any subjects with references to calendars and dates.
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12/02/2012 09:39 AM

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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
You need one of these. . .

calendar
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Don't get him started...1doh1
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Russ has an alert engine that hits his shock collar if there are any subjects with references to calendars and dates.
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I know.superman
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12/02/2012 10:21 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
ur satire is stupid.
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12/02/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
My wife just looked at the back of her Chase checkbook. Her calendar extends throughout all of 2014. That's somewhat of a relief, but I am now worried that even the PTB don't know what date the end will actually occur. Why all the conflicting data?

Can anyone that still uses checks look and see what date their bank calendars end? I think we are onto something and by correlating our data, maybe we can get closer to the truth.
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12/02/2012 10:25 AM
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banks and others have been giving calenders that are longer than a year forever now. why is this pinned.
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12/02/2012 10:44 AM
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Hell yes you should be worried, they should of given you a toaster.
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12/02/2012 10:53 AM
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Hell yes you should be worried, they should of given you a toaster.
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This! Why the hell did they give you a calendar that's already 2/3 obsolete. I'd be more worried about what the bank thinks of you as a customer if you're receiving such crappy promotional material from them.
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12/02/2012 10:57 AM
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banks and others have been giving calenders that are longer than a year forever now. why is this pinned.
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Re: My bank gave me an 18 month calendar that ends July 2013. Should I be worried?
Perhaps the calendar corresponds with the banks fiscal year?
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