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MR ANDERSON
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12/02/2012 10:43 AM
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illuminati job offer
If the illuminati approached you and offered you a place in there ranks/organisation would you accept? if not why?
The Light Under the Door

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12/02/2012 10:49 AM

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Nope.
The pay is shit.
The benefits are dismal.
And they still owe me cookies. Where the fuck are the cookies?
luciferrising7

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12/02/2012 01:31 PM
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Depends on the job title and the perks and whether it's the satanic Illuminati or the fake Illuminati which I personally can't stand if any of you happen to be Illuminati feel free to contact me;ascended master Idol1
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Thor's Hamster

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12/02/2012 01:32 PM
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Depends on the job title and the perks and whether it's the satanic Illuminati or the fake Illuminati which I personally can't stand if any of you happen to be Illuminati feel free to contact me;ascended master Idol1
 Quoting: luciferrising7


That you, D. Wilcock?
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Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 01:41 PM
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why join an organization that has proven it's failure via the state of the world?
The Light Under the Door

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12/02/2012 01:45 PM

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why join an organization that has proven it's failure via the state of the world?
 Quoting: Neoanderthal Man


True enough. If they caused this mess they're fucking idiots.
omar

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12/02/2012 01:46 PM
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why join an organization that has proven it's failure via the state of the world?
 Quoting: Neoanderthal Man

yrwrong
:spyda:
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12/02/2012 01:47 PM
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Seriously? They'll use you and kill you. What would be the point? Even if they did let you live, would you even want to after doing whatever it is they will have made you do?
The Light Under the Door

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12/02/2012 01:48 PM

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Seriously? They'll use you and kill you. What would be the point? Even if they did let you live, would you even want to after doing whatever it is they will have made you do?
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The left over sexually transmitted diseases alone make retirement dismal.
overwhatshername

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12/02/2012 01:49 PM
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I would accept.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 02:31 PM
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Satan is hiring?

No thanks Satan.
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12/02/2012 03:41 PM

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Temporary pleasure and a bad boss for not a good pay and then the punishment for service to that bunch of losers being eternal torment.

Can't be more of a suckers deal than that (and yeah you that signed up are suckers).

You should sign up with the Creator instead:
[link to www.christ-saviour.com]

Join the winning side.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 03:45 PM
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Depends on the position. How do I apply for anti christ?
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12/02/2012 04:02 PM
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Re: illuminati job offer
why join an organization that has proven it's failure via the state of the world?
 Quoting: Neoanderthal Man


It's more of a controlled demolition than anything else. I certainly would. The brutish masses need to be kept in line.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 04:07 PM
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Never!


When you dance with the Devil, He doesn't change. He changes you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 04:11 PM
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Temporary pleasure and a bad boss for not a good pay and then the punishment for service to that bunch of losers being eternal torment.

Can't be more of a suckers deal than that (and yeah you that signed up are suckers).

You should sign up with the Creator instead:
[link to www.christ-saviour.com]

Join the winning side.
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


Is that the LORD's website? :D
luciferrising7
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12/02/2012 06:48 PM
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currently they are neither working with nor for Lucifer the king of this world which is why the world is in ruin all you fucking Christian and atheist scum are destroying it because Satan isn't in control if he were this planet would be a much better place lflash and no I'm not w1hoever you think I am;Ra. 1984
535
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12/02/2012 07:11 PM
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I would accept.
 Quoting: overwhatshername


Why would you accept such an offer?

What do you think you could add to such a hypothetical endeavor?

To what lengths would you go to in order to establish your position and goodwill?

What, if anything, could be done to reinforce your point of view?

What, if anything, do you think could be done to make others agree with your point of view?
luciferrising7

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12/27/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: illuminati job offer
why join an organization that has proven it's failure via the state of the world?
 Quoting: Neoanderthal Man


True enough. If they caused this mess they're fucking idiots.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


They didn't cause the mess everyone did mainly christian church and it's greed
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:35 AM
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YUP YUP AND YUP.

What a job that would be, master of all you little folk muha.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:37 AM
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I sure would because I am bored as hell sitting at home. If you can't beat them join them,, thats what they say. I only illuminated once does that count?
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12/27/2012 11:54 AM
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Satan is hiring?

No thanks Satan.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:55 AM
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Never!


When you dance with the Devil, He doesn't change. He changes you.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:55 AM
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Re: illuminati job offer
Temporary pleasure and a bad boss for not a good pay and then the punishment for service to that bunch of losers being eternal torment.

Can't be more of a suckers deal than that (and yeah you that signed up are suckers).

You should sign up with the Creator instead:
[link to www.christ-saviour.com]

Join the winning side.
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


bump
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:59 AM
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You ought to be gay and pedo to be part of the perverts order.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:02 PM
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Re: illuminati job offer
hf I want do you know where to applay?
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:04 PM
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Re: illuminati job offer
If the illuminati approached you and offered you a place in there ranks/organisation would you accept? if not why?
 Quoting: MR ANDERSON 13746111


No; aside from worldly riches the big "payoff" is wandering the universe in an "alien" body aimlessly without purpose.

No thanks; I'll go with God, at least he has a plan beyond pissing in other peoples Cherrios.
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12/27/2012 12:06 PM
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hf I want do you know where to applay?
 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


[link to illuminati-order.com]
Mister_Worlwide

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12/27/2012 12:09 PM
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Nope.
The pay is shit.
The benefits are dismal.
And they still owe me cookies. Where the fuck are the cookies?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door
They offered me punch and pie.cheers
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:09 PM
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Ya hell all they would do is brain program you and us your body anyway. Not a good idea folks. Its serious business playing with these guys.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:14 PM
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This page is a joke right?Its so complicated to applay do you have some easier link?
hf I want do you know where to applay?
 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


[link to illuminati-order.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356

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