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On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant

 
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" tomato " in Jewish Gematria = 331

Second coming = 331

Anus = 331

Name of moshiac = 331

Cosmic sign = 331

Cocaine addiction = 331

[link to www.gematrix.org]

It's my professional opinion we are all fucked.

coffee4 have a nice day
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Any idea what Tim Horton's is in gematria?!?
The answer could be Universe shattering.
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" tomato " in Jewish Gematria = 331

Second coming = 331

Anus = 331

Name of moshiac = 331

Cosmic sign = 331

Cocaine addiction = 331

[link to www.gematrix.org]

It's my professional opinion we are all fucked.

coffee4 have a nice day
 Quoting: !saac


Any idea what Tim Horton's is in gematria?!?
The answer could be Universe shattering.
 Quoting: AxE


Jesus Christ is Tim Horton's

Both 151 simple Gematria RUN FOREST RUN!!!!5a5a5a5a5a5a5a5a
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Tee, hee, hee.banana2
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
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Unless it also aligns with your garlic plant, it's nothing to get excited about !

boss
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lol
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Thanks for the humor this am! I think Trin needed it too!





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Tomato+Basil+Mozzarella Cheese=popeHoly Trinity
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What a wonderful way to process the coming doom in a silly way.


Doom still comes.
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Expect a Strong Magnetic Pull from the ZUCCHINI!
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And the moon will be like a big pizza pie...



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Im sorry we need further prove.

I think we need a poll

1.Like a youtube link proving this happened with some gay ass music playing so loud you cant hear the commentator.

2. we will raise bs flags anyway.

3.get a brian moran
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
If you draw a line from my belly button to my nipples it forms
a upside down pyramid.
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
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Thread: The Great Giza, December 3rd, 2012 Mercury, Venus and Saturn lineup , Heres what it means.. By Apollo..
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Don't forget the Pickles and Ice Cream... I hear there's an alignment regarding that.

ohyeah

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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
ow that's some good shit
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
Your Tomato Plant will perfectly align with your Basil Plant?

I think you are a government PLANT

NIP (or whatever her current nym is) needs to weigh in on this and post how Yeshua in his orbiting cloaked spacecraft is going to zap your tomato plant into the 5th dimensional reality ushering in the 2nd Coming (Full Stasis) which of course because she is special, she is going to coordinate with the Pleidians, Arcturians, Greys, Nordics, Venusians, Martians, Rigelians, Polarians, Galgamecs, Spongies and Thingamabobs.

When nothing happens she will blame it on people having had too much to drink like she did last New Years' Eve
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Tomato, Basil, and Cilantro are aligning. Nom time.
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i'd punch the tomato plants in the neck !!!!!
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I see a Capri Salad.

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great thread, hilarious
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This only happens once every 3 months.
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Once every 10,000,000 seconds....
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

The Greatest Lie is the one never told, but assumed.

History isn't a measure of our successes, but the compilation of our mistakes.
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"skeptic sceptic"

pics, share;
puff puff pass,
or it
never happened.

hf
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What you didn't know is that I've been secretly visiting your garden at night and spooging on your plants while you were asleep...might want to wash the tomatoes.
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26365184


So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!! ohyeah

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

stir
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What about the thyme and oregano plants too? hf
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This only happens once every 3 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26365184


So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!! ohyeah

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

stir
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Someone get this man a diaper before he shits his pants...don't forget a soother and some kleenex
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we need buffalo mozzarella and olive oil



magnifico!!!!
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This only happens once every 3 months.
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REPENT AND PRAY !!

pope
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thanks for the belly laughs! great start to my day!
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From me too! Good one! lolsign
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This only happens once every 3 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26365184


So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!! ohyeah

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

stir
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Oh Thank You! You brought the "WHINE" to go with the spaghetti! Bravo!

s226
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
Listen people, you're wasting precious time that could be used to construct the Submarine Hamster Tube.

Now come on, get serious.

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