On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant

Any idea what Tim Horton's is in gematria?!?
The answer could be Universe shattering.

Jesus Christ is Tim Horton's

Both 151 simple Gematria RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

Tee, hee, hee.

Thanks for the humor this am! I think Trin needed it too!

Tomato+Basil+Mozzarella Cheese=Holy Trinity

What a wonderful way to process the coming doom in a silly way.


Doom still comes.

Expect a Strong Magnetic Pull from the ZUCCHINI!

And the moon will be like a big pizza pie...



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Im sorry we need further prove.

I think we need a poll

1.Like a youtube link proving this happened with some gay ass music playing so loud you cant hear the commentator.

2. we will raise bs flags anyway.

3.get a brian moran

If you draw a line from my belly button to my nipples it forms
a upside down pyramid.

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Don't forget the Pickles and Ice Cream... I hear there's an alignment regarding that.

ow that's some good shit

Your Tomato Plant will perfectly align with your Basil Plant?

I think you are a government PLANT

NIP (or whatever her current nym is) needs to weigh in on this and post how Yeshua in his orbiting cloaked spacecraft is going to zap your tomato plant into the 5th dimensional reality ushering in the 2nd Coming (Full Stasis) which of course because she is special, she is going to coordinate with the Pleidians, Arcturians, Greys, Nordics, Venusians, Martians, Rigelians, Polarians, Galgamecs, Spongies and Thingamabobs.

When nothing happens she will blame it on people having had too much to drink like she did last New Years' Eve

Tomato, Basil, and Cilantro are aligning. Nom time.

i'd punch the tomato plants in the neck !!!!!

I see a Capri Salad.

great thread, hilarious

Last Edited by Oyster on 12/03/2012 12:31 PM

Once every 10,000,000 seconds....

"skeptic sceptic"

pics, share;
puff puff pass,
or it
never happened.

What you didn't know is that I've been secretly visiting your garden at night and spooging on your plants while you were asleep...might want to wash the tomatoes.

So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!!

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

What about the thyme and oregano plants too?

Someone get this man a diaper before he shits his pants...don't forget a soother and some kleenex

we need buffalo mozzarella and olive oil



magnifico!!!!

REPENT AND PRAY !!

From me too! Good one!

Oh Thank You! You brought the "WHINE" to go with the spaghetti! Bravo!

Listen people, you're wasting precious time that could be used to construct the Submarine Hamster Tube.

Now come on, get serious.

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