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On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant

 
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
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Psh. No way thats remotely possible. I also have tomatoes and basil and they dont align, therefore it must not be true.

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12/03/2012 02:00 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
Tomato, Basil, and Cilantro are aligning. Nom time.
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Cute... chuckle
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12/03/2012 02:05 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
I just made pasta sauce from the tomatoes and basil that were aligned.

Ask me a question.
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, and on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden, and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be,
And then the next summer, it grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered, all covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs, and tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball, whenever you sneeze.

tomato
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I didn't know there was an extended version! I only ever heard the first 2 lines.

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12/03/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
a watershed moment in agriculture!

like a phoenix, lycopersicon shall find ocinum, and both shall arise anew from the earth.

botanists rejoice!
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
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So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!! ohyeah

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

stir
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Jealous much? Nitwittounge
Do not read this sentence.
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12/03/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26365184


Psh. No way thats remotely possible. I also have tomatoes and basil and they dont align, therefore it must not be true.

bsflag


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10445122


I've even caught mine square dancing on occasion. Now that's a sight to see!

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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
This only happens once every 3 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26365184


So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!! ohyeah

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

stir
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Oh Thank You! You brought the "WHINE" to go with the spaghetti! Bravo!

s226
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"pop goes the weasel"

great mm was a good year:
once the cap was popped
its sarcastic aroma filled
the post; while breathing.

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12/03/2012 03:54 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
Silly! You can't have an alignment with just 2 things!
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


Your right, where is the onion?tounge
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12/03/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
But what does it mean? Nobody knows... Also, is anyone else as concerned as I am that OP hasn't replied to this thread since the 3rd?
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
The alignment how can anyone pass- up an/the alignment???hell_boy
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12/04/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
But what does it mean? Nobody knows... Also, is anyone else as concerned as I am that OP hasn't replied to this thread since the 3rd?
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


If nothing else, it did cause a spaghetti craving. Homemade sauce is simmering on the stove now for dinner tonight. cool2
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Re: On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant
But what does it mean? Nobody knows... Also, is anyone else as concerned as I am that OP hasn't replied to this thread since the 3rd?
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


If nothing else, it did cause a spaghetti craving. Homemade sauce is simmering on the stove now for dinner tonight. cool2
 Quoting: IndigoMoon


YUM!

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