On DEC 3rd My Tomato Plant will perfectly align with my Basil Plant

This only happens once every 3 months.

Tomato, Basil, and Cilantro are aligning. Nom time.

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, and on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden, and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be,
And then the next summer, it grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered, all covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs, and tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball, whenever you sneeze.

So funny!!! SO CLEVER. I bet you have an IQ that is immeasurable. I mean...that just made me fall over laughing my ass off from the sheer intellectual prowess that you just demonstrated. --OH, that is absolutely AMAZINGLY FUNNY.-

Oh...I just can't get enough. I have to copy and paste this to every person that I know to show them how incredibly WITTY you are. SO SMART!!! I bet every single person who has read this post has just fallen over breaking their sides from your quick wit and your brazenly sharp INTELLECT.

Oh...and to think of all those silly people who are waiting for the planetary alignment over the pyramids. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM!!! OH YEAH!!!

That will make them ALL THINK TWICE about EVER recognizing a very rare Universal alignment. I mean...there's no need after you just wiped the floor with them. You're clearly smart, witty, and probably TOUGH. I bet you can fight like a wolverine. And with this post...you will have drawn attention to your superior way of thought. Everyone WILL KNOW your godlike wisdom combined with your truly immaculate sense of sarcasm. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST ANTS.

-Feel better? Did your ego get stroked enough? Do you feel like you've made your point against people who enjoy Universal events? Do you feel like you've shown all those "idiots" what is TRULY important?

Psh. No way thats remotely possible. I also have tomatoes and basil and they dont align, therefore it must not be true.




Wheres the sarcasm flag when you need one?

Oh Thank You! You brought the "WHINE" to go with the spaghetti! Bravo!

Silly! You can't have an alignment with just 2 things!

But what does it mean? Nobody knows... Also, is anyone else as concerned as I am that OP hasn't replied to this thread since the 3rd?

If nothing else, it did cause a spaghetti craving. Homemade sauce is simmering on the stove now for dinner tonight.