Breaking...reports of abrupt exit from White House

HELLO!!!

Rev Wright's serving fried chicken after the morning church service?

Church you ask??? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

The White House has a super upgraded Bunker
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If he is running away, is because

Now we only need a glper whose insider uncle is security chief on some department saying Obamas face was emaciated as he ordered inmediate evacuation, and there we go

More likely a gerbil up his bum.

Maybe he's out of smokes.

Moochelle wanted a big mac NOW!!

Actually a hefer eating her own is not right.

........ before anyone says that is sexist I would point out that all the rappers who supported Moochelles husband used the term frequently.

"White House Insider" has been exposed and is running for his life.

'course' for secession..

Wallmart closing soon ?

Well, that was disappointing.

git tew da choppa!

Jesse Ventura was on his way to the White House to interview him.

I think Bush Sr is about to pass away and perhaps there's some death-bed information that needs to be said?

Damn thats funny..LOL

why is this crap pinned?

wasnt there talk of nasa doin a biggie press thingie tomorrow?

maybe its related?

It's not raining

He doesn't need too ,there has been a major overhall in the Whitehouse ,it made the DM over here and they actually mentioned there was a bunker there that could withstand a nuke

The Daily Show's Dusty TDS-84 laser copier just spitted out a new chapter of Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

It mentions this in the first paragraph

Could anyone please decode these messages.

If he is running to his mountain hideaway I will follow him.

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I dunno, but is this ideal weather for a game of golf?

Seems iffy for it to come out as an undisclosed motorcade, then just all of the sudden it's a golf game in foggy, cloudy, chilled weather.

looks like i woke up to something good

Shit better not hit the fan yet. I got 2 more weeks till my Gun license is finalized.

Who are you going to believe, TV or your lying eyes?

Weather is fine.

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55 and sunny.