I'm from the future and on December 3rd 2012, there will be a massive earthquake

I'm from the year 2089.

After testing out a prototype time machine, I went back in time to 2001 and have been stranded since.

As far as I remember from the future history books, December 3rd 2012 is a pivotal date.

This earthquake changes EVERYTHING.

Although there is a small possibility that my time travelling expedition may have created an alternate reality (your timeline) where all possible future events are now changed..

I really miss my timeline. My time travel experience was a god damn accident.

I really wanted to be a part of the StarGate venture which would have allowed people to travel between Mars and Earth instantaneously.

I miss the futuristic shit we had then. I'm now 45 and won't live long enough to experience it again.

Life expectancy was 160 years in the future but it was fucking expensive to get treatment beyond 85 (like 6 figures).

Random, oddly specific question: Anything like an idea I had a bit ago for augmented reality glasses connected to a social network, so that when you look at someone in the street it shows you their name if you have any mutual friends?

Also, who's president in '89? Any relative of a name we'd know now?

I actually can't remember.

What's on Mars? Why do we want to travel there so fast?

I hope a 9.8 Earthquake Happens in England Tomorrow and Kills everyone There. English People are DUMB FUCKS.

Let's see here... a HUGE earthquake that "changes everything" and you can't recall where it hits??

Gimme a break.

The president of United Euro-America, can't remember his name but I think he's a descendant of the British royals.

Why not?

Besides, it makes it easier for corporations on Mars to do business with Earth, transportation of building/terraforming material etc.. when all they have to do is go through the StarGate.

So... what's on Mars? Do we have colonies there or what? Did you slip out of your time traveling persona accidentally?

I'm from the year 2089.

After testing out a prototype time machine, I went back in time to 2001 and have been stranded since.

As far as I remember from the future history books, December 3rd 2012 is a pivotal date.

This earthquake changes EVERYTHING.

Although there is a small possibility that my time travelling expedition may have created an alternate reality (your timeline) where all possible future events are now changed..

I'm from the year 2089.

After testing out a prototype time machine, I went back in time to 2001 and have been stranded since.

As far as I remember from the future history books, December 3rd 2012 is a pivotal date.

This earthquake changes EVERYTHING.

Although there is a small possibility that my time travelling expedition may have created an alternate reality (your timeline) where all possible future events are now changed..

You'd think somebody from the future would know how to log in before posting.

Do IQs drop sharply after tomorrow?

:hick:

futuristic shit =

19 year old in basement role playing

I'm from the past. I'm actually a dinosaur who was trying to escape the massive earthquake that's just about to extinct us. I sat in this time machine thing and ended up here in the future. And now I hear of this doomsday thing in your time as well.

what's "quantum terrorist" ?

I'M FROM REAL FUTURE HERE TO TERMINATE YOU!

I'm from the year 2089.

After testing out a prototype time machine, I went back in time to 2001 and have been stranded since.

As far as I remember from the future history books, December 3rd 2012 is a pivotal date.

This earthquake changes EVERYTHING.

Although there is a small possibility that my time travelling expedition may have created an alternate reality (your timeline) where all possible future events are now changed..

Ah come on OP, you give up way to quickly.

Believe it or not, I actually have a life.

I don't spend my time remembering decades of history.

Trying to live a normal life and lay low. Otherwise people would have thought I'm some crazy nut or the government would have captured me and used me or something.

I'm from the year 2089.

After testing out a prototype time machine, I went back in time to 2001 and have been stranded since.

As far as I remember from the future history books, December 3rd 2012 is a pivotal date.

This earthquake changes EVERYTHING.

Although there is a small possibility that my time travelling expedition may have created an alternate reality (your timeline) where all possible future events are now changed..