Quite the vacation destination! Rent a truck if you're using local currency though and make sure it has a large loadbin.

I hear rumours that bread will be making an appearance on the shelves again next year, but it hasn't been confirmed yet.

President Mugarbage was accused of buying a pair of very expensive sunglasses using taxpayers money...until he pointed out that they weren't sunglasses but his nostrils.

In other news, plans are underway to start making previously white owned farms productive again.
So far the only major setback is bringing the white farmers back to life, but the local witchdoctor says he's nearly there.

More farming news is that a local man, David Tsavango will be exporting meat to neighbouring Mozambique after expanding his operation. In an interview David said 'Weeth de first 2 leeters of puppies I was only abul to sapply Harare, but eh now the beetch she is making to mush new ones!'