Am I Serious Or Not?

Religion is the most effective way to find the truth about creation.
Ancient metaphysical knowledge is satanic.
Hermetic philosophy and healing is satanic.
Disease and war arent used for profit around the globe.
Satan has the ability to capture and torture your eternal soul.
The flower of life is not the key to understanding everything.
Biblical scripture hasnt been corrupted for political gain throughout histpry.
Aliens either dont exist or are demons.
Sinners go to hell.
Fluoride is good for you.
The 13 Illuminati bloodline families do not exist and do not believe themselves to be the descendants of christ.
Eugenics doesnt exist.
Population control doesnt exist.
Massive child sex slavery rings do not exist and do not involve High government officals.
Aspartame is not made from e.coli and is not harmful to you.
Fluoride does not calcify your pneal gland.
Big Pharma is looking out for your best interest.
Jimmy Saville isnt a pedo and doesnt help traffic children for the royal family.
Earth is not controlled by evil people.
Global warming is real and isnt just being used to force carbon taxes on you.
Polar bears cant swim.
Bohemien Grove doesnt exist and Republican leaders do not sacrifice children there.
The MSM always tells the truth and does not have an agenda.
America hasnt been taken over by an international crime syndicate hellbent on the destruction of humanity.
Obama is not a puppet and deserved his nobel peace prize.
Bush was not a puppet.
Agenda 21 is good for you and does not exist.
HAARP cant manipulate weather.
Zionists do not control the american media and president.
The black pope and jesuits do not exist and do not own the zionists.
The rothschilds are good people.
God is in the form of a man with a beard sitting somewhere in the sky.
Vaccines are good for you
Religion is truth.
The council of Nicea never existed.
Hitler was not a descendant of Baron Rothschild.
The federal reserve is a privately owned and does not loan money to america.
9/11 was carried out solely by radical muslims living and planning in caves.
The patriot act and NDAA are for your protection.
9/11 did not help our government keep better control of us.
The CIA doesnt have a full background on everything youve done on the internet in the past 10 years.
The Mer-Ka-Ba is pretend.
This is the only life you have or ever will experience.
Chemtrails are pretend and are not harmful to you are the environment.
The Greek word apocalypse means the end of the world, not the revealing of truth.