im male and may a have crabs, was told that plz dont call the health dept.

Paraffin. Don't get any down your Jap's eye though, stings like fuck!

oh come on plz what is that ?? you mean selsom blue stuff, oh god im just an itching, and heres the deal shall i wash my clothes thourough and or throw away cause were going out for a dinner reception that happens to be the suit she bought me and i was wearing it to go to the store its a huge store for bulk food items

crabs are lice. you will see them if you look close. probly not that. highly unlikely you catch an std on a toilet seat.did you rub your junk all over the seat? lol. probly some cleaning solution causing a reaction.

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EPICSAUCE.

Use sugar.

Doesn't kill the fuckers but it rots their teeth.

It worked when I was a soldier! BTW, crabs take a few days to manifest, you don't really notice them until their eggs hatch and you start to get infected. Same with scabies.

I think the other poster has the answer, allergic reaction.

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im trying to hurry, u asked did i rub my junk all over the seat? i assume you me my privates well no but had to squate cause i have irratable bowel symdrom, and once i got hoe about 20 min later on the rode felt like i was getting bit below the hairline so i shaved my self and the wife sees that .. what do i say ?? my neighbour said if i call the health dept. word will get around u know gossip , i oive ina senior park how wonderful this is; she will be home in two hours crap

You said it Mr.O!
Habernaro or Ghost pepper sauce. The solution may hurt worse than the problem but them suckers will be gone!!! OUCH!!!!!!!!

You wouldn't happen to be this guy would u

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Pour melted butter on them.

They breath through their skin I do believe so you might be able to smear petroleum jelly all over down there. It might take a few days.

u r just so wonderful ac ty ty u r a riot anyways yes feels like teeth from paraniohs , this is not funny

it is not crabs. it takes 2 or 3 days to cause itching. google it. all sites say the same thing. sorry for your pain... i feel for ya..

OP,

If you have crabs, you've had them for at least a week.

The itching usually begins after a crab lays eggs and the eggs hatch, and you have several or many crabs.

It's unlikely you got them from a toilet seat.

If you have not cheated on your wife, then your wife has probably cheated on you.

Have you, or your wife, slept at a hotel or in someone else's bed? Worn someone else's underwear? Used someone else's towels?

All things that come into contact with areas of the body that have hair, need to be cleaned,

Like the other poster said hot pepper sauce is the cure. Bengay also works. Just to make sure be sure to stream the video so we can um make sure it works.

no honey im 62 yr old felow and caught some kind o a critter bug bug from a toilet use im white 6 ft ty

Maybe you are developing SHINGLES.

quick set your crotch on fire

Seriously, My sister had them in high school, up pclose they look like teeny tiny crabs, NOT lice!

She trimmed her hair and shampooed herself with dog brand, Hartz, flea and tick shampoo 3 times each time spending 15 minutes to let it set in good.

She completely got rid of them.

I have seen this cure head lice too.

You should be able to wash your clothes in very hot water with some of the dog shampoo to, the dryer should finish them off.


You know you can't really get crabs from toilet seats.
You have to be warm to warm flesh, crabs won't go to a toilet seat and if they did the cold would kill them.

So, either you've been cheating or your girlfriend or boyfriend has been cheating or maybe even your Mrs.

Somebody has had their junk near some stranger at some time.

Little black dots in pubic area.

Try some dog flea-shampoo.

It's not shingles lol. Shingles doesn't start with an itch. Your skin will be extremely sore for about a week, then the rash appears and is such an INTENSE pain. When I had shingles I had thousands of tiny puss filled blisters on the right side of my abdomen and back.

Most painful experience of my life lol.

Just tell your wife what happened though...It's not that hard

Its scabies you can get it from a toilet seat

62 eh? Could be a case of senioritis.

What if you employ the toilet paper defense on the toilet seat?

im in the er room ? got seen already before i get some sorts of creme dr. says its my psyhoris that has spreaded, ty all so much folks what a releif no crab s no lice and yes we hadnt cheated on another its my skin issues that spreaded to mt gentiles

Better put some water on that shit.

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